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Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry had a heart attack and died... Maria blev först riktigt irriterad och sedan orolig när hennes man inte kom hem i tid till middagen. När han slutligen dök upp var han mer än en timme försenad och såg alldeles förstörd ut. - Vad... A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game. As the hours pass she becomes more and more concerned until, at... Muhammed kom hem efter sin vanliga söndagsgolfrunda som han alltid brukar göra tillsammans med sin kompis Achmed. Han var sur och trött och hans fru frågade försiktigt: – Dålig dag på banan,... John jak zwykle w sobotę udał się na partyjkę golfa. Żona zaczęła się martwić, gdy nie wrócił o zwykłej porze. Robiło się coraz później. W końcu wybiła 23.00 kiedy mąż przyjechał. Wystraszona żona... Tous les samedi après-midi, c'est la même chose : Patrick va jouer au golf avec son ami Robert, et tous les samedi, il rentre en retard à la maison. Cette fois-ci, avant qu'il ne parte, sa femme...
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На остров Сицилия няма "Свидетели на Йохова" Невероятно но факт: - В Сицилия няма свидетели на Йехова! Там въобще свидетели няма! На Сицилії немає 'Свідків Єгови'.... Сицилійці взагалі не люблять ніяких свідків... Warum gibt es auf Sizilien keine Zeugen Jehovas? Sizilianer mögen keine Zeugen. In Sicilia non ci sono i testimoni di Geova In realtà a. In realtä a Ioro non piace nessun testimnne
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A town decided to form a clergy group to have Catholics, Jews, Protestants and Muslims gather to talk about various issues facing their places of worship.
The Rabbi went first and said they were having a terrible issue with squirrels. He said they were hanging around outside of church and aggressively begging for food. He said they were scaring their kids.
The preacher said they were having the same issue, in fact, a few of the squirrels had actually gotten inside of the church and had done some damage to the roof.
The Imam agreed saying that in fact one of the squirrels had bitten a few people at the mosque.
The Catholic Priest then spoke up and said they used to have the same issue but had solved it. He said they took all of their squirrels, Baptized them, confirmed them, and now they only show up at Christmas and Easter.
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A beautiful young New York woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. But just before she could throw herself from the docks, a handsome young man stopped her.
“You have so much to live for,” said the man. “I’m a sailor, and we’re off to Europe tomorrow, and I can stow you away on my ship. “I’ll take care of you, bring you food every day, and keep you happy.”
With nothing to lose, combined with the fact that she had always wanted to go to Europe, the woman accepted. That night the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a small, but comfortable, compartment in the hold.
From then on, every night he would bring her three sandwiches and make love to her until dawn.
Three weeks later she was discovered by the captain during a routine inspection.
“What are you doing here?” asked the captain.
“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she replied. “He brings food and I get a free trip to Europe .”
“I see,” the captain says.
Her conscience got the best of her and she added, “Plus, he’s sсrеwing me.”
“He certainly is,” replied the captain, “this is the Staten Island Ferry.”
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Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wun?
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller :No, I want speak to Annie Wun!
Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me.Who is this?
Caller : I’m Sam Wun. And I need to talk to Annie Wun! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s the urgent matter about?
Caller : Well…just tell my sister Annie Wun that our brother Noe Wun was involved in an accident. Noe Wun was injured and now Noe Wun is being sent to the hospital. Right now, my father, Avery Wun is one his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Ree.
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