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На една баба й омръзнал животът и решила да се самоубие. Бабата што решила да се самоубие В болницата оперират баба с огнестрелна рана в лявото коляно. Решила бабка покончить с собой. Звонит участковому врачу: Eine 93-jährige Witwe trauerte sehr über den kürzlichen Tod ihres Mannes und sie beschloss, sie würde sich einfach umbringen, um ihrem Mann nahe zu sein. A very old woman realizes that she's seen and done everything and the time has come to depart from this world. A woman goes to a doctor, doctor, I'm tired of life, want to finish my life, what is best to kill myself? The doctor says: "Should yourself 5 cm under your breast, you will be dead!" 2 weeks later, woman back at doctors, what happened? I shot myself into my knee. Eine Oma beim Arzt : "Wo ist eigentlich das Herz?" Arzt : "2cm unter den Brustwarzen." Nächsten Tag in der Zeitung : Frau wollte Selbstmord begehen und schoss sich ins Knie
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Mary, a hоrny and sеxy 23 year old and a handsome, single, sеxy doctor Matt have an appointment together.
Doctor: Well what's your problem madam?
Mary: Well, there's something wrong with my tongue.
Doctor: What's wrong with it?
Mary: Examine it and you'll see.
Doctor: Why don't you just-
Mary: EXAMINE IT!
Doctor: Fine. (Starts examining tongue, confused as there is nothing wrong with it.)
Mary: (Suddenly pushes tongue into Matt's mouth)
Doctor: (Pulls out tongue, furiously) Oh, so that's what's wrong with your tongue, eh? It's wanting sеx. I see. I can fix that. (Goes to lock door, and rips off all of his clothes) Now your turn.
Mary: Wow. I should have just asked.
Doctor: (Starts to plunge in and out his diск from Mary's рussy.) Do you wanna make it more enjoyable?
Mary: (Moaning and groaning sexually) Ooooooh yes.... Baby..... Yes....
Doctor: Ooooooh it feels SOOO good. (Starts to moan and groan sexually, he suddenly сuмs)
Mary: Aaaaah a baby, fuск me more!
Doctor: (Goes on top of Mary) I'm fuскing you as hard as I can!
When the session is finished, Mary wants to tell Matt something.
Mary: That was great. But do you know why you got so aroused before?
Doctors: Yes. It was very strange, I was not hоrny before.
Mary: My tongue had viаgrа powder on it. That's why I put my tongue in your mouth.
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