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Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic."

Step 2: Plug it into your computer.

Step 3: When iTunes says "Titanic is syncing," press cancel.

Step 4: Feel like a hero.

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Apple and iPhone Jokes

Yo mama so sтuрid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

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Medical and Doctor Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access.
It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except роrn sites.

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Computer Jokes Programmer Jokes Internet Jokes

A blonde is on holiday and she wallks into an internet cafe to send an e-mail to her mum in America.
She doesn't know how to work the computers so she goes up to the guy on the desk and says:
"Excuse me could you help me send an e-mail to my mum?"
The guy says "Yeh, but it will cost ya"
And the blonde says "Sure i'll do anything for my mum"
The guy says:
"In that case follow me"
So she follows him into the back room and he pushes her down onto her knees, he unzips his trousers and pulls down his boxers and says:
"Well go on then you said you'd do anything!"
So she picks up his diск, holds it to her mouth and says:
"Hello.........mum are you there?"

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Jokes about Women Office and Work Jokes Technology Jokes Blonde Jokes USA Jokes Internet Jokes Phone jokes

Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.

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Funny Poems Sick and Death Jokes Morbid jokes

A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial.
She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"

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Jokes about Women Facebook Jokes History Jokes

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

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Facebook Jokes History Jokes

Yo mama is so fат she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes Japanese Jokes

Yo mama is so fат, she doesn't fit in this joke.

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Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me...
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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Food Jokes Music and Musician Jokes Fart Jokes Coffee Jokes Restaurant Jokes

Farting in a lift is wrong on so many levels!

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Sex Jokes Fart Jokes

I have sexdaily, I mean dyslexia, fcuk

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Disability Jokes

I can count the number of times I’ve been to Chernobyl on one hand. – It’s seven.

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Disability Jokes

You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

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Yo Momma Jokes Communication Jokes Ugly Jokes

Q: What do you call that useless piece of skin around a vаginа?
A: A woman.

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Jokes about Women Gross Jokes Men vs Women Jokes Dirty jokes Men jokes Sex Jokes Vulgar jokes Communication Jokes Vagina Jokes

Q: How do you turn a cat into a fish?
A: Tell the woman not to wash down there.

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Jokes about Women Sex Jokes Boycott Jokes

Here is a pick up line. "Hey girl, come sit on my lap and we could talk about the first thing that pops up."

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Boycott Jokes

Went to a Muslim birthday party the other day.
It was great fun, we blew up a bouncy castle and then had a really intense game of pass the parcel.

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Religion jokes Partying and Bad Behavior Jokes Dark Humor Jokes Birthday Jokes

Chuck Norris doesn't вlоw out brithday candles, they surrender their flames willingly.

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Chuck Norris Jokes Birthday Jokes

Deja Vu - When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

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God Jokes Friendship Jokes Christian Jokes