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This morning I found a fly on my toilet seat. …
It was рissеd off.

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Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What is a suicide bombers worst fear?
Dying alone…

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Terrorist jokes Funny Riddles

An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and says to the driver, "Got any ID?" The driver says," ' Bout what?" Submitted by Curtis Edited by Calamjo

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One-Liner Jokes

"You admit having broken into the dress shop two times?" asked the judge.

"Yes," answered the suspect.

"And what did you steal?"

"A dress, your Honor," he replied.

"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in twice!"

"Yes, your Honor," sighed the suspect. "I had to exchange it. My wife didn't like the color."

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Judge and Court Jokes

Signs Of Christmas Toy Store: "Но, hо, hо spoken here."
Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas."
Outside a church: "The Original Christmas Club."
At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the crowd."
A Texas jewelry store: "Diamond tiaras - $70,000. Three for $200,000. "
A reducing salon: "24 Shaping Days until Christmas."
In a stationery store: "For the man who has everything... a calendar to remind him when payments are due."

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Christmas Jokes

How can you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
By sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Sex Jokes

Anant to Redneck ‘you are an extremely good example of оrаl contraception.'
Redneck : how ?
Whenever you asked a girl to go to bed , she says “No”.

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Redneck jokes

I’m thinking of starting a nationwide chain of sреrм banks. (You know, those banks that take deposits and the customer loses interest.) .. I have my business model ready and a snazzy name. …
…
I’ll be calling each bank …”Get a load of this guy.”

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Funny Quotes Banker Jokes

Make sure to give your side b*tch a pencil for Valentine's day so she knows she is #2.

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Valentine's Day Jokes Pick-Up Lines Jokes

Sthi Bash is sitting in a bar drinking some alcohol.
After some couple of drinks he tries to stand up and he falls.
He crawls to the door of the bar and tries to stand up and he falls again, he crawls until he reaches the door in his house and he tries to stand but then for the third time he falls again.
He then decides to knock on the door while he is on the ground.
His wife opens the door and surprised she asks him, "Where the hеll did you leave your wheelchair?"

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Drinking and Drunk Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes Bar and Bartender Jokes

Q: If a plane crashed on the Canada/USA border, where would the survivors be buried?
A: You don't bury survivors.

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USA Jokes Nationality Jokes

A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while."
The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."

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Men jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

Ready for the only way to enjoy Instagram? Follow zero people. Follow every dog.

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Social Network Jokes Programmer Jokes

Two programmers in a bar:
Do you see that chick there?
Look at here “properties”!
Yes, I’ve already “tested” here last night... they are read-only!

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Programmer Jokes Computer Jokes

Boy texted his dad saying
Boy:I got expelled
Dad: WHAT WHY
Boy: cos we had this lesson about bulling and the teacher said sticks and stones may break my воnе but words will never hurt me
Dad: and
Boy: so I threw a book at her face and it broke her nose
Dad : lol that's my boy

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Computer Jokes Insult Jokes Dad Jokes School Jokes

If Chuck Norris fights with himself, it's a win-win situation.

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Chuck Norris Jokes

There was three boys called Zip, Diск and Рiss They were in class and their teacher went out to make a phone call Right then Zip jumped on the table Diск jumped in the teachers chair And Рiss was punchin everyone in sight 3 minutes later the teacher back in and said Zip down Diск out and Рiss in the corner.

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Dirty jokes School Jokes

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!

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Animal Jokes

A blonde goes horse back riding. It starts out slow, but then it starts to gallop. The blonde is enjoying herself. All of a sudden she slips off and her foot gets caught in the reins. The horse doesn't stop and the blonde is still being dragged upside down. She doesn't know what to do. Finally the Wal-Mart manager comes and unplugs it.

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Blonde Jokes Boss Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a Catholic priest standing next to it.

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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road Jokes Religion jokes Priest Jokes