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MONDAY:
Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

TUESDAY:
Fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when my friends came over for supper.

WEDNESDAY:
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.

THURSDAY:
New salad recipe: prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. This led to the neighbors wondering whey why I was rolling around in the garden.

FRIDAY:
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When
I got back, everything was the same as when I left.

This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out another new recipe on. If we could just get a вiggеr oven, I would like to do a Chocolate Moose.
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Mother Teresa dies and of course goes directly to heaven. God greets her and asks her, "After you get familiar with this place, how about we have dinner together?"
"I would love to eat dinner with you!" Later that evening they meet up for dinner and she takes a seat at the dining room table. God is in the kitchen and starts preparing a very simple meal: one can of tuna fish and some crackers. Through some cracks in the floor, Mother Teresa looks down at Неll; she sees fire and red hot flames with hundreds of thousands of people, and they are dining on lobster, fine wine, chocolate cakes, steaks, pancakes, row after row of fine food. Mother Teresa can't help but ask, "God, look at how they're eating down there. Shouldn't we be dining even better than Неll? You are just serving canned tuna and crackers..." God says, "Well, I figure since it's just the two of us, why cook?"
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Знаете ли защо негрите ядат само бял шоколад? Γιατί οι αράπηδες τρώνε μόνο άσπρες σοκολάτες; Σοκολάτα Οι σοκολάτες Γιατί βγήκαν οι άσπρες σοκολάτες; - Знаете ли защо са измислили белия шоколад? Белый шоколад придумали для того, чтобы негритята тоже могли вымазаться. - Защо е измислен белия шоколад? - Зачем придумали белый шоколад? - Чтобы и негритятам было чем выпачкать свои мордашки! Varför uppfann man vit choklad? – För att negrarna inte ska bita sig i fingrarna när de äter choklad. Q: Why did they invent white chocolate? A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too. Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? – Så negere ikke skal bide sig selv i fingeren – Varför säljs så mycket vit choklad i Afrika? – För att de inte skall bita sig i fingrarna. Warum hat ein Neger im Kino, wenn er Schokolade ißt, weiße Handschuhe an? Damit er sich nicht in die Finger beißt! Wieso wurde weiße Schokolade erfunden? – Damit Neger sich beim Essen nicht in die Finger beißen. – For at negerene ikke bider sig selv i fingrene når de spiser chokolade. Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? De ce s-a inventat ciocolata alba? Pt a se murdari si copii negri la gura - Po co produkuje się białą czekoladę? - Żeby murzynek też mógł się upieprzyć.
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So this dude walks into an ice cream shop and he asks the clerk, ‘hello sir may I have a quart of vanilla?’ …
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The clerk politely responds, ‘I’m sorry we’re fresh out of vanilla.’ …
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The man clearly disappointed says, ‘ah shucks, alright, I guess I’ll just take a pint of vanilla.’
The clerk, slightly agitated, states, ‘Sir we are completely out of vanilla. I don’t have anymore.’
The man lets out a sigh and says, ‘OK, OK, fine. I’ll just take a cone of vanilla.’
The clerk gives him a blank stare for a moment and says ‘sir spell the straw in strawberry.’
‘S-T-R-A-W.’
‘Spell the choc in chocolate.’
‘C-H-O-C.’
‘Ok now spell the freak in vanilla.’
‘But there’s no freak in vanilla.’
‘THATS WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU! … THERE’S NO FREAKIN’ VANILLA!’
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