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Un Monsieur rend visite à son papa âgé de 90 ans, à la maison de retraite où il vient juste d’être installé. - Тате, как е във старческия дом? - Ой, а что это у вашего дедушки? Ein Enkel besucht seinen Opa im Krankenhaus. Er fragt ihn: Πάει ο τύπος στο νοσοκομείο, να επισκεφθεί τον 85χρονο παππού του. - Πώς τα περνάς εδώ πέρα, παππού; ρωτάει - Υπέροχα! απαντάει ο παππούς. - Το φαΐ είναι καλό; ξαναρωτάει ο τύπος. - Τέλειο! λέει ο παππούς. - Σε φροντίζουν καλά οι νοσοκόμες; συνεχίζει ο εγγονός. - Καλύτερα δε γίνεται.... Styrbjörn besökte sin 83-årige farfar på ålderdomshemmet. Gubben ser pigg och nyter ut. – Du verkar va i fin form, farfar. Hur har du det? – Bara bra, sa den gamle. – Hur är maten? – Jättegod. I... Un uomo va a visitare il nonno 85enne ricoverato in una casa di cura per anziani. “Come va, nonno?”. “Niente male” gli fa il nonno. “E com’e’ il cibo?”. “Stupendo”. “E le infermiere?”. “Non...
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital. "How are you grandpa? he asks.

"Feeling fine," says the old man.

"What's the food like?"

"Terrific, wonderful menus."

"And the nursing?"

"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."

"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"

"No problem, nine hours solid every night. At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a Viаgrа tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."

The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so rushes off to question the Sister in charge. "What are you people doing," he says, "I'm told you're giving an 85-year-old Viаgrа on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"

"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup of hot chocolate and a Viаgrа tablet. It works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viаgrа stops him from rolling out of
bed."
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A man checks into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely.
He thought, "I'll call one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab."
He popped into a phone booth near 
the hotel and found an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. 
He copied the phone number and returned to his hotel.
When back in the room he figures, "What the heck, I'll give her a call."
"Hello," the woman says.
She sounded sеxy. 
"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sеx. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks... We'll go hot and heavy all night; tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?"
She says, "That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
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A blonde walks in the ice cream parlor and orders a chocolate ice cream cone.
The clerk tells her that he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry.
The blonde then orders a pint of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, just vanilla and strawberry.
The blonde then orders a quart of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk once again tells her he has no chocolate ice cream, only vanilla and strawberry.
The blonde then orders a half gallon of chocolate ice cream.
The clerk then asks her how she spells van as in vanilla.
She says, V-A-N.
He then asks her how she spells straw as in strawberry.
She says, S-T-R-A-W
He then asks her how she spells fuск as in chocolate.
After a while she says there is no fuск in chocolate.
THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU
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Знаете ли защо негрите ядат само бял шоколад? Γιατί οι αράπηδες τρώνε μόνο άσπρες σοκολάτες; Σοκολάτα Οι σοκολάτες Γιατί βγήκαν οι άσπρες σοκολάτες; - Знаете ли защо са измислили белия шоколад? Белый шоколад придумали для того, чтобы негритята тоже могли вымазаться. - Защо е измислен белия шоколад? - Зачем придумали белый шоколад? - Чтобы и негритятам было чем выпачкать свои мордашки! Varför uppfann man vit choklad? – För att negrarna inte ska bita sig i fingrarna när de äter choklad. Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty! Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? – Så negere ikke skal bide sig selv i fingeren – Varför säljs så mycket vit choklad i Afrika? – För att de inte skall bita sig i fingrarna. Warum hat ein Neger im Kino, wenn er Schokolade ißt, weiße Handschuhe an? Damit er sich nicht in die Finger beißt! Wieso wurde weiße Schokolade erfunden? – Damit Neger sich beim Essen nicht in die Finger beißen. – For at negerene ikke bider sig selv i fingrene når de spiser chokolade. Hvorfor har man opfundet hvid chokolade? De ce s-a inventat ciocolata alba? Pt a se murdari si copii negri la gura - Po co produkuje się białą czekoladę? - Żeby murzynek też mógł się upieprzyć.
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