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No woman will ever be truly satisfied on Valentines day because no man has a chocolate реnis wrapped in money that еjасulатеs diamonds.
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Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.
So far today, I have finished two bags of сhiрs and a chocolate cake.
I feel better already.
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Вземи тия лешници,че баба няма зъби,да ги яде! Баба вика внучката си: Старушка всегда угощала кондуктора кешью и миндалем. Uma velhinha sentada atrás do motorista do ônibus, oferece alguns amendoins para o moço, que aceita. Passado um tempo ela oferece mais alguns. O motorista come e pergunta para a velhinha: Un'anziana signora avvicina un tassista e gli offre un sacchetto di nocciole croccanti dicendogli che gli spiace buttarle ma lei senza denti non riesce a mangiarle. L'uomo per rispetto dell'anziana signora e in nome della sua economicità accetta il dono la ringrazia, quindi si mangia le... Un gruppo di anziane conigliette parte per una gita in pullman e dopo qualche ora di viaggio, una di loro offre una manciata generosa di arachidi al conducente, il quale accetta ben volentieri. Poco dopo, gliene porge altri ed altri ancora, fino a quando il conducente non si preoccupa ed... Момченце отишло на гости на баба си със свой приятел. Докато приказвало с баба си в кухнята, приятелят му ядял фъстъци от купичка на масата в дневната. Когато дошло време да си тръгват, приятелят извикал: - Благодаря за фъстъците! - Моля - отвърнала бабата. - Откакто си изгубих ченето, мога само... En busschaufför kör en buss fullastad med pensionärer längs en motorväg när en gammal dam kommer fram och knackar honom på axeln. Hon erbjuder honom en handfull med jordnötter, vilken han tacksamt äter upp. Efter cirka 15 minuter kommer hon återigen... Tur otobüsü şöförünün omzuna dokunulunca adam hafifçe başını çevirmiş, bir bakmış ki elinde bir avuç badem, yaşlı bir kadın durmakta.. Teşekkür ederek almış bademleri ve yemiş.. 15 dakika sonra...
An old man and a young man work together in an office.
The old man always has a jar of peanuts on his desk, and the young man really loves peanuts.
One day, while the old man is away from his desk, the young man yields to temptation and scarfs down over half of the contents of the jar. When the old man returns, the young man feels guilty and confesses to his сriме.
"Don't worry, son. I never eat the peanuts anyway," the old man replies.
"Since I lost my teeth, all I can do is gum chocolate off the M&M's."
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A little boy was taken to the dentist. It was discovered that he had a cavity that would have to be filled.
"Now, young man," asked the dentist, "what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?"
"Chocolate, please," replied the youngster.
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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This elderly couple is sitting on a park bench in front of a large pond.
On the other side of the pond are vendors sell all types of food stuff.
The wife turns to hubby and says, "I could really go for an ice cream cone."
Hubby replies, "Well, I'll go get you one."
Wife says, "But, you'll forget, you better write it down."
Hubby replies, "No I won't; what do you want?"
Wife says, "Get me a strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles."
Hubby replies, "Okay, strawberry cone with chocolate sprinkles. See, I'll remember.
Several hours pass and, finally, the hubby returns.
The wife asks him, "What took you so long, did you get lost?"
The hubby replies, "No, and I got what you wanted."
The wife opens the bag to discover a cheeseburger and fries!
Wife says, "I knew you you should have written the order down."
Hubby says, "What do you mean - every thing is there."
To which the wife replies, "No, it's not... look, you forgot the pickles!"
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First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”
Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”
First soldier: “Whyever not?”
Second soldier: “It’s against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!”
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Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown соw?
A: To get chocolate milk.
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A elderly retiree wobbled gingerly into an ice cream shoppe and carefully, slowly climbed up onto a counter stool.
He wheezed for a minute, then ordered a chocolate sundae.
“Crushed nuts?” asked the server.
“No,” he answered.
“Bad knees.”
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Живота е като кутия шоколадови бонбони. Не трае много за дебелите хора...
Life is like a box of chocolate.
It doesn't last long for fат people.
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Момченце седи на пейка в парка и яде един след друг шоколадови бонбони от кутия. След десетия бонбон старец на съседната скамейка не се въздържа и му прави забележка:
A 7-year-old is sitting on a park bench eating a chocolate bar.
The man sitting next to him looks over and says, "Eating that many chocolate bars is bad for you."
The boy looks over and responds, "My great grandfather lived to be one hundred and five".
The man replies, "And he ate that much chocolate?"
"No" says the boy, "he minded his own fuскing business."
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A race of aliens visits earth one day; they come in peace and surprisingly, they speak English.
Obviously all of the heads of government and religious leaders want to speak to the aliens so they set up a meeting with our new visitors.
When it's the pope's turn, he asks: "Do you know about our lord and savior Jesus Сhrisт?"
"You mean J.C?", responds the alien.
"yeah we know him he's the greatest isn't he? He swings by every year to make sure that we are doing ok".
Surprised, the pope follows up with "He visits every year?! It's been over 2 millenia and we're still waiting for his SECOND coming!"
The alien sees that the pope has become irate at this fact and starts trying to rationalize "Maybe he likes our chocolate better than yours?"
The pope retorts "Chocolates? What are you talking about? What does that have to do with anything?"
The alien says "Yea, when he FIRST visited our planet we gave him a huge box of chocolates. Why? What did you guys do?"
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The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray,
"Take only one. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, "Take all you want.
God is watching the apples."
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Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 100. One to make the batter and 99 to сrаск the shells on the M&Ms.
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- You can GET chocolate.
- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.
- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
- You can have chocolate in in public.
- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.
- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
- No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.
- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
- Size doesn't matter - though more is still better.
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The Dove Bar's like an 80-pound wаd of chocolate on a toothpick.
If you're not careful when you take it out of the package, you'll snap your wrists.
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Q: What do you get when you mix chocolate and Viаgrа?
A: Oooh - Henry!
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Q: What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
A: Chocolate-chip cookie d'oh!
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Yo' Mama is so fат, she bleeds chocolate milk.
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