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Little Lexi was going to get a drink of water during the night, and she overheard her father say "You little b*tch. You like that, huh?" And her mother replied with, "Oh yeah, I love your diск. Go deeper!!" The next day she asked her mother what diск meant. The mom told her a diск was a coat. She then asked her dad what b*tch meant. Her father said that a b*tch was a person. Later on, Lexi found her parents arguing. "YOU МОТНЕRFUСКЕR!!" Her mom shouted. "You're just a SLUТ!" Her dad replied. Again, little Lexi was curious, and asked her mother what a motherf*cker was. Her mother said it was a turkey. Later, she asked her dad what a sluт meant. He said it meant toilet. After that, her dad was on the toilet yelling "Honey, I'm having a big shiт on the toilet so let's not have sеx until later?" She asked what shiт was and he said eating. He also said having sеx meant socializing. After all that, her family came over for Thanksgiving. Little Lexi said "Happy Thanksgiving, b*tches! We're going to shiт soon, my dad is upstairs eating the sluт in the bathroom! My moms going to cut the motherf*cker shortly! Hang up your diскs and stay a while! I can't wait to have sеx with you!
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ADVICE PLEASE... My lesbian neighbor's recently asked me to help them conceive a child. They said they didn't mind doing it the "old fashioned way" as they were both very liberal minded. Anyway, we've...
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Recently, my two lеsвiаn neighbors asked me to help them have a child the "old-fashioned way." We've been trying for six months now, and I'm starting to wonder if I should finally tell them I had a... Recientemente, mis dos vecinas lesbianas me pidieron ayuda para tener un hijo a la antigua. Ya llevamos seis meses intentándolo y empiezo a preguntarme si debería confesarles que me hice una... Недавно мои две соседки-лесбиянки попросили меня помочь им завести ребёнка «по-старинке». Уже шесть месяцев пытаемся, и я начинаю задумываться, не признаться ли им, что сделал вазэктомию два года... Kürzlich baten mich meine beiden lesbischen Nachbarinnen, ihnen auf die altmodische Weise zu einem Kind zu verhelfen. Wir versuchen es jetzt seit sechs Monaten, und ich frage mich langsam, ob ich... Récemment, mes deux voisines lesbiennes m'ont demandé de les aider à avoir un enfant à l'ancienne. Voilà six mois qu’on essaie, et je commence à me demander si je ne devrais pas leur avouer que... 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Niedawno moje dwie sąsiadki lesbijki poprosiły mnie, żebym pomógł im począć dziecko „po staremu”. Próbujemy już od sześciu miesięcy i zaczynam się zastanawiać, czy nie powinienem im w końcu wyznać,... För ett tag sedan bad mina två lesbiska grannar mig att hjälpa dem skaffa barn på det "gamla sättet". Vi har försökt i sеx månader nu och jag börjar undra om det inte är dags att berätta att jag... Onlangs vroegen mijn twee lesbische buurvrouwen me om hen te helpen een kind te krijgen op de ‘ouderwetse manier’. We proberen het al zes maanden en ik begin me af te vragen of ik ze niet eindelijk... For nylig bad mine to lesbiske naboer mig om at hjælpe dem med at få et barn på den \"gammeldags måde\". Vi har prøvet i sекs måneder nu, og jeg begynder at overveje, om jeg skal indrømme, at jeg... For en tid tilbake ba de to lesbiske naboene mine meg om å hjelpe dem med å få barn på den «gamle måten». Nå har vi prøvd i sекs måneder, og jeg begynner å lure på om jeg burde si at jeg tok en... Äskettäin kaksi lesbonaapuriani pyysivät minua auttamaan heitä saamaan lapsen "vanhanaikaisella tavalla". Olemme yrittäneet jo kuusi kuukautta, ja alan miettiä pitäisikö minun kertoa heille, että... Nemrég a két leszbikus szomszédnőm megkért, hogy segítsek nekik gyereket csinálni „a régi módon”. Már hat hónapja próbálkozunk, és kezdem fontolgatni, hogy bevalljam-e nekik: két éve vazektómiám volt. Recent, cele două vecine lesbiene m-au rugat să le ajut să aibă un copil „în modul tradițional”. Deja încercăm de șase luni și încep să mă întreb dacă n-ar fi cazul să le spun că mi-am făcut... Nedávno mě mé dvě lesbické sousedky požádaly, abych jim pomohl zplodit dítě „postaru“. Už půl roku se snažíme a začínám přemýšlet, jestli bych jim neměl přiznat, že jsem si před dvěma lety nechal... Neseniai dvi mano kaimynės lesbietės paprašė manęs padėti joms susilaukti vaiko „senuoju būdu“. Jau šešis mėnesius bandome, ir pradedu svarstyti, ar nereikėtų joms prisipažinti, kad prieš dvejus... 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