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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.

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Q: What do you call a sleepy Easter egg?
A: Egg-zosted!

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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges?
He's the Easter Bungee.

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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.

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When Chuck Norris went to Easter island, he couldn't understand why other tourists kept asking him to pose for photos next to the stone monoliths.

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What do you call a rabbit who works in a bakery?
A yeaster bunny.

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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.

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Q: Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
A: He was having a bad hare day!

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Q: Why do only 20 percent of blonde chicks lay Easter eggs?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams?
They lived hoppily ever after.

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Q: How is the Easter Bunny like Michael Jordan? ´
A: They're both famous for stuffing baskets!

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Q: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?
A: Fry-days.

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Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the Alzheimer's patients?
They hid their own eggs!

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A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as he always is to shake hands.
He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside.
The Pastor said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!"
My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor."
Pastor questioned, "How come I don't see you except at Christmas and Easter?"
He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service."

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Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone to know he's sсrеwing a chicken.

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Three blondes die and go to St. Peter. He says, "I have one question, and if you get it right, I will let you into Heaven."
He asks the first blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of the year when our whole family gets together and we eat turkey."
St. Peter says to the next blonde, "What is Easter?"
She answers, "That's the time of year when the fат jolly guy comes down the chimney and our family gets together to open presents."
St. Peter asks the third blonde, "What is Easter?"
She says, "That's when Сhrisт died and they put him in a tomb behind a rock."
"That's right!" exclaims St. Peter.
"Then, once a year," continues the third blonde, "we roll the stone away and he comes out, and if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of winter."

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Little Johnny's father asks him if he knows about the birds and the bees.
"I don't want to know!" Little Johnny says, bursting into tears.
Confused, his father asks what's wrong.
"Oh, Dad," Little Johnny sobs, "first, there was no Santa Claus, then no Easter Bunny, and finally, no Tooth Fairy. If you're about to tell me that grownups don't really have sеx, I've got nothing left to believe in."

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Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Friday?
A: Tell her a joke on Monday.

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Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A: "I don't think I can get hard - I just got laid this morning!"

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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her parents let her hide her own Easter eggs.

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