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Muhammed till läkaren: ”Varje gång jag har sex med dansk tjej får jag ont i ögnen” Ja, säger läkaren, du är nog känslig mot pepparspray. Waarom huilen Turken tijdens sex? De peperspray in hun ogen. Hvorfor har negere altid røde øjne efter sex? – Peberspray Waarom hebben Marokkanen altijd van die rode ogen na de sex? - Van de Pepperspray! Turken kliver in hos läkaren och säger: - Stor problem! Varje gång jag pussar med fina svenska flicka, mitt ögon svider som fyfan, vara micket stor problem. Vaffö kompis? - Jaaa, sa läkaren.. Du... Miksi musta mies itkee rakastellessaan? Pippurisuihkeen takia Как узнать, что у негра недавно был секс? Его глаза всё ещё красные от перцового балончика.
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Каква е разликата между пицата и евреина? Σε τι διαφέρει.... Vad är det för skillnad på en jude och en pizza? Pizzan håller tyst när den skickas in i ugnen. Vad är skillnaden på en jude och en pizza? En pizza skriker inte när man puttar in den i ugnen. Quelle est la différence entre un vieux et une pizza ? La pizza ne hurle pas quand tu la mets au four. Qu'elle est la différence entre un juif et une pizza ?? Avez-vous déjà aperçu une pizza tapé à la porte du four ? Sabe qual a diferença entre um judeu e a pizza? R: É que a pizza não reclama antes de ir pro forno... Pizza Hvad er forskellen på en Jøde og en pizza? – Pizzaen skriger ikke når de bliver puttet i ovnen Hvad er foreskellen mellem en jøde og en pizza? Pizzaen skriger ikke når du sætter den i ovnen Omkring 10 kroner Du tager pizzaen ud i ét stykke ¿Cuál es la diferencia entre una pizza y un judío? - Cuando metes la pizza al horno no grita. Verschil tussen een pizza en een jood ? Een pizza schreeuwt niet in de oven Τι διαφορά εχει μια πιτσα απο ενα Εβραιο...! Η πιτσα στον φουρνο δεν ουρλιαζει! Quel est la différence entre une pizza et des juifs ? Les pizzas ne toquent pas à la porte du four Qual a diferença entre a pizza e o judeu? A pizza não esperneia quando vai para o forno.
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Циганин излиза на двора и вижда жена си да нагъва парче пъпеш Two girls take a walk on a hot summer day. They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice she isn't wearing any panties. "Is it cooler without panties?" they ask. She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon." Estate, caldo torrido: una vecchietta seduta a gambe aperte sulla panchina del parco comunale mangia con gusto una fetta di anguria fresca. Passa un vigile e la rimprovera: - 'Signora si componga e chiuda le gambe, non vede che intorno ci sono dei bambini ?' E la vecchietta - 'Eh bravo, così...
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A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped.
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, Silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “Paw, What’s ‘at?” The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I dunno. I ain’t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I ain’t got no idea’r what it is.”
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fат old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son,
“Boy, go giт yo Momma….”
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A doctor from Israel says:
“In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles; we put them into another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.”
The German doctor comments:
“That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out of a person; we put it into another person’s head, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.”
A Russian doctor says:
“That’s nothing either.  In Russia we take out half of the heart from a person; we put it into another person’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.”
The Australian doctor answers immediately:
“That’s nothing fellas, you’re way behind us….in OZ, …We grabbed a female spinster atheist, size 34-40-54, with ваlls, a wooden heart, speaks like a mortician, bobs her head like a chook, waves her hands like a ventriloquist, spends money like its going out of fashion…..and….we made her Prime Minster of  Australia
and very soon …..the whole вlооdy country will be looking for work!!!!!!”
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