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The German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot.
They not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them.
So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign "Speedbird 206″:
Speedbird 206: "Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway."
Ground: "Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven."
The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: "Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?"
Speedbird 206: "Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now."
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): "Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?"
Speedbird 206 (coolly): "Yes, twice in 1944 but I didn’t stop."

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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.

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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."

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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggеrs wasn't the right answer.

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Q: How many Ethiopians can you fit into a telephone booth?
A: All of them.

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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

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Q: What's long and black and smells like shiт?
A: The welfare line.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.

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AT WORK, Michael: Why you white guys always so happy?
Casey: Because I make love to my wife every morning before work.
Michael: Say whaaat? You get her to make love EVERY morning? How do you do that?
Casey: It's easy, I just say a poem, women love poems and will fall for them all the time.
Michael: Ok, what kind of poem can you say to make her make love every morning?
Casey: I say, "blonde hair, blonde hair, eyes of blue, I love to wake up and make love to you.
Michael: HAHAAA she falls for that?
Casey: yes you should try it.
NEXT DAY TYRONE COMES IN WITH BLACK EYE FАТ LIP AND A TOOTH MISSING.
Casey: What happened to you?
Michael: Well, I said a poem to my wife and she didn't like it.
Casey: She didn't like it? What did you say?
Michael: Nаррy head, nаррy head, eyes like a frog, if I could roll your fат аss over I would do you like a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a niggеr and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hеll out of cotton

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes Black People Jokes

The following conversation took place after a recently deceased Pakistani man knocked on the gates of Heaven for about 5 minutes.
St. Peter: "What do you want? "
Pakistani man: "I'm here for Jesus."
St. Peter: "Jesus, your taxi's here! "

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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction?
"A Jail break"

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Ein Mann geht im Central Park in New York spazieren. Plötzlich erblickt er ein Mädchen, das von einem Kampfhund angegriffen wird. Er läuft hin und beginnt einen wilden Kampf mit dem Hund. Endlich kann er das Tier töten, das Mädchen befreien und so ihr Leben retten. Ein Polizist hat die Situation beobachtet. Er geht zu dem Mann hin, klopft ihm auf die Schultern und sagt:
"Sie sind ein Held! Morgen wird in der Zeitung stehen: Mutiger New Yorker rettet Mädchen das Leben!" Der Mann schüttelt den Kopf und antwortet:
"Ich bin kein New Yorker!"
"Oh," erwidert der Polizist "dann steht morgen in der Zeitung:
"Mutiger Amerikaner rettet Mädchen das Leben!" Wieder schüttelt der Mann den Kopf:
"Ich bin kein Amerikaner!" Verblüfft schaut der Polizist den Mann an und fragt:
"Was sind Sie dann?!"
"Ich bin Pakistani." Am nächsten Tag steht folgende Schlagzeile in der Zeitung:
"Islamischer Extremist tötet amerikanischen Hund. Verbindungen zu Terrornetzwerk vermutet."

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?
A: A taxi.

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A man is visiting a foreign country but does not speak the language that they speak there.
He decides to go to a church service, but the priest is speaking the native language, so the American man just does whatever the man in front of him does.
When the man in front of him stands, so does the American man.
When the man in front of him sits, so does the American man.
At one point, the priest says something, and the man in front of him stood.
So the American man stood too.
Everyone in the church gasped, so the American man hurriedly sat back down.
Later, the American man figured out that the priest was congratulating a birth.
When he had asked who was the father, and both men stood up, it had caused some confusion!

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I wonder if Нiтlеr would have been nicer to everyone if just once in a while someone had High-Fived him back?
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.

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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.

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Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet?
A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

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