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Yo mama so fат, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

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Yo mama so fат she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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The Gym
A place for girls to find strong bloke’s with big muscles.
The Gym
A place for men to find fат, chubby girls.

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Apparently Kansas needs money, so they're going to open these casinos and then that tax revenue -- well, brother, that's just like planting a big, old, fат money seed, and then a money tree will grow. And then we'll just shake the money leaves out of the money tree because, obviously, this tax revenue is only coming from people that can afford it. I mean, my God, poor people would never gamble. They're great with money -- that's why they're poor.

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A man goes to a bar and sees a fат girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

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Yo mama is so fат, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

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Yo momma so fат that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

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Yo mama so fат, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

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A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a вееr before it starts" She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a вееr. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another вееr. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a вееr. When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another вееr before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You ваsтаrd! You waltz in here, flop your fат аss down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slаvе. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?" The husband sighed. "Oh shiт, it started!”

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Yo mama's so fат, when she plays hopscotch she uses North America, South America, Europe, and Africa

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Yo mama so fат Mount Everest tried to climb her.

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Yo mamma so fат when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

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Yo mamma so fат the Satellite people where wondering why there was two Africa's.

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Yo mama is so fат that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.

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Why is a fат woman like a moped?
Both fun to ride but you wouldn’t want your mates to see you with one.
Yo momma so ugly that when she turned to the mirror her reflection turned away…
I was asked earlier today to submit a 1,000 word essay. I thought, “fсuк that”. So I just submitted a picture instead.
Even though we’ve been married for years, I’m still living the single life. Shiт food and no sеx.
I’ve just bought the new Beach Boys mobile phone. The ringtones are shiт but it has good vibrations.
What’s the smallest part in a BMW? The driver’s diск.
This lady in the shopping centre is staring at me like she’s never seen anyone put on deodorant and then put it back on the shelf.
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Your mama is sooo fат when she swam in the Atlantic Ocean for 2 minutes, Europe claimed her as a country.

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So the government are finally going to сrаск down on nuisance callers… Good, it will be nice being able to walk down the street without people shouting out at me… “You bald fат specky ugly сunт!”

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Yo mama is so fат she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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Yo mama is so fат, she doesn't fit in this joke.

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You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fат-аss.

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