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There is a lady laying in bed.
At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fат pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.”
His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.”
Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”

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Yo mama's so fат when she is having sеx, her partner doesen't know if it's in her вuтт or her воовs.

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Why’s a fат woman like a skateboard?
They’re both fun to ride, but you wouldn’t want your friends to see you on one.

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I yelled, “СОW!” at a woman on a bike
As she rode by. She looked at me, gave me the finger, and turned back around and promptly plowed her bike into the соw.
I tried.

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I bought my wife a Pug as a present.
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fат, the dog seems to like her.

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How do you fuск a fат chick?
Roll her in flour and find the wet spot.

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"Yo momma so fат when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"

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Yo' Mama is so fат, she can't stand in single file.

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I was talking to a fат bird down the pub last night.
She said, “Would you call me a taxi?”
I said, “No, you’re more like a 12 seater mini bus.”

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Just saw a Facebook status of a girl I know:
“Омg! Can’t help it! I’m obsess with Big Macs.”
I commented:
“Oops, you made a spelling mistake.”
She said:
“Haha, it’s obsessed, right?”
I replied:
“No, it’s obese, you fат сunт.”

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I think people should stop picking on fат kids.............
They got enough on their plates !

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Yo momma’s so fат, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her вuтт cheeks.

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Yo mamma’s so fат, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming:
Look, a flying saucer!

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Yo momma so fат it's not even funny anymore.

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Yo mama is so fат Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!

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Yo mamma is so fат, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

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Your momma so fат...
All the restaurants in town have signs that say:
"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"

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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat. You get fат.
What? Like I would make a pie joke on my cake day?

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Yo mama is so fат they thought her вuтт was a new planet.

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Yo mama is so fат every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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