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Why did hiтlеr get an A in chemistry?
He always knew the final solution!

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Apparently as a 4-year old, Нiтlеr was saved from drowning in the river Inn by a local priest.
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

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Trump is blaming Sanders for the violence at his rally...
Because you can't truly be Нiтlеr until you blame a jew for all your problems.

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Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye
Use chemicals to remove the Polish and you're literally Нiтlеr.

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I'm sick of people comparing Trump to Нiтlеr.
Hitler wrote his own book.

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People compare Trump and Нiтlеr all the time, but there is one major difference.
Hitler was good at making speeches

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Girls use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye
But when hiтlеr does it everyone loses their mind

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What's the difference between Нiтlеr and Logan Paul?
Hitler knew when to кill himself.

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If Нiтlеr was a tech nerd he would've written a book called my comp

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An Arab and a Jew stand in front of a Нiтlеr statue.
The Jew spits on the statue.
Arab: why did you do that?
Jew: because he killed half my people.
The Arab spits on the statue as well.
Jew: why did you do that?
Arab: because he didn't кill the other half.

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What is the difference between hiтlеr and Michael phelps
Michal phelps can finish a race

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What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Нiтlеr?
Only one of them completely finished a race.

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My time machine landed slap ваng in the middle of Hitlers living room in 1940.
I thought now’s my chance to change the world.
“Please sir,” I pleaded, “don’t gas the Jews. ”
“Gas the Jews?” Нiтlеr replied, “h’mm, I hadn’t thought of that.

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Q. How did Нiтlеr master-bate?
A. Führerously

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I don't have any sympathy for people who suffer from low self-esteem. You don't need to love yourself. You just need to hate a lot of other people, then grade yourself on the curve. Hey, I might suск, but I don't suск as bad as Нiтlеr.

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Boy: HAIL НIТLЕR!!!
Jew girl: Hey I'm Jewish, asshole
Jew girls friend: APOLOGIZE!!!!!!
Boy: Alright, I'm sorry that you're Jewish...

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Нiтlеr had a special place in his heart for Jews... The 4 chambers.
Like IF YOU GET!!!

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Me in a room with my ex wife, Нiтlеr and Stalin and I have one gun and two bullets. Let me shoot my ex two times to be sure.

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Hitler Jokes Insult Jokes

FORREST in EVERYONE'S LIFE
Forrest Gump Life is like a Box of chocolates...
Forrest Dahmer People are like a box of chocolate, YUM!
Forrest Simpson Mmmmm, chocolate!
Forrest the Нun Chocolate all mine!
Forrest Simmons Chocolate is bad!, EXERCISE EXERCISE!
Forrest Rivera People who like Chocolate..Next on 'Forrest'
Forrest Jackson Little kids like my box of chocolates
Forrest Hefner Keep the chocolate, lose the box.
Forrest Shakespeare Chocolate, or no chocolate that's the question
Forrest Of Borg All chocolates must be assimilated
Forrest Presley Hunk a hunk of milk chocolate
Forrest Zen I am one with the chocolate
Forrest McClaine I used to be a box of Chocolates
Forrest Ventura Chocolates..Alll-Riighty then...
Forrest Lauper People just wanna have chocolate
Forrest Turner What's chocolate gotta do, gotta do with it?
Forrest Bones Dаммiт Jim, I'm a Dr., not a box of chocolate
Forrest Spock Logically speaking, we are all chocolate
Forrest Scotty The box, she's breaking apart Capt'n
Forrest Сhrisт Let he without sin, eat the first chocolate
Forrest Rooney Why is it, that we are all chocolates?
Forrest Butler Frankly Scarlett, I don't like chocolate
Forrest O'Hara Tomorrow, is another box of chocolates.
Forrest Lee Fight with your inner chocolate
Forrest Clinton I didn't inhale the cream centers
Forrest Davidson I will inhale the cream filled centers
Forrest Doo Roinks Raggy, Rocolates!
Forrest Pig Life is a box of chok-choa-che..candy
Forrest Marx That's the weirdest box of chocolates I've ever seen....
Forrest Nicholson You want chocolate, you can't handle chocolate
Forrest Copperfield Рооf, the chocolates are gone!
Forrest Нiтlеr White Chocolates only!
Forrest the Frog Someday we'll find it,
Forrest Vader Luke, I am your chocolate
Forrest Yoda There is a dark chocolate, and a light chocolate.

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Q. If Нiтlеr married a black women what would his kid be called?
A. Shitler

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