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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
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Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman?
A: Too close to the gas chamber.
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Q: What is the point of Jewish football?
A: To get the quarter back
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Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.
The barman says, ''Is this some kind of joke?''
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Two rabbis prepare to wash the cadaver of a recently deceased before burying him, according to a Jewish tradition.
The deceased possessed a tremendous sеxuаl оrgаn.
Aaron, you see what I am seeing?
Yes Jacob, I see it... it is as mine.
That long?
No, that dead.
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Нiтlеr is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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A Jewish guy got in a taxi cab...5 min into a ride the driver notice a man beating up a woman on the other side of the street.
The driver rush to the scene.
He open the door ran out as soon as he did that the Jewish guy roll down his window as fast as he can and shouted, "Stop it, stop it, stop the meter."
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Каква е разликата между пицата и евреина? Σε τι διαφέρει.... Vad är det för skillnad på en jude och en pizza? Pizzan håller tyst när den skickas in i ugnen. Vad är skillnaden på en jude och en pizza? En pizza skriker inte när man puttar in den i ugnen. Quelle est la différence entre un vieux et une pizza ? La pizza ne hurle pas quand tu la mets au four. Qu'elle est la différence entre un juif et une pizza ?? Avez-vous déjà aperçu une pizza tapé à la porte du four ? Sabe qual a diferença entre um judeu e a pizza? R: É que a pizza não reclama antes de ir pro forno... Pizza Hvad er forskellen på en Jøde og en pizza? – Pizzaen skriger ikke når de bliver puttet i ovnen Hvad er foreskellen mellem en jøde og en pizza? Pizzaen skriger ikke når du sætter den i ovnen Omkring 10 kroner Du tager pizzaen ud i ét stykke ¿Cuál es la diferencia entre una pizza y un judío? - Cuando metes la pizza al horno no grita. Verschil tussen een pizza en een jood ? Een pizza schreeuwt niet in de oven Τι διαφορά εχει μια πιτσα απο ενα Εβραιο...! Η πιτσα στον φουρνο δεν ουρλιαζει! Quel est la différence entre une pizza et des juifs ? Les pizzas ne toquent pas à la porte du four Qual a diferença entre a pizza e o judeu? A pizza não esperneia quando vai para o forno.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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The whole idea of Jesus dying to pay for our sins is вullshiт.
Jews don't pay for anything.
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Ο ρατσισμός δεν έχει όρια... Που χωράνε 1000 Εβραίοι Πως χωράνε... Wie bringt man 100 Juden in ein Auto? como metes 30 judios en un 600? facil, en el cenicero Hur gör man för att få in 20 judar i en bil? Du sätter två där fram, tre där bak och resten går in i askkoppen. Hur många judar får det plats i en folkvagn? 27! 2 i framsätet och 25 i askkoppen. Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: Three in the back, two in the front and the rest in the ashtray. Combien de juifs peuvent rentrer dans une New Beetle ? - Dix. Tu en places cinq sur les sièges, et cinq dans le cendrier. Folkevogn Hvor mange jøder kan der være i en folkevogn? – 45! 2 på forsædet 3 på bagsædet Og 40 i askebægeret
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle?
A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
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Q: Why is it good to have a Jewish car?
A: It can stop on a dime, and pick it up for you too!
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One day Kermit the Frog was looking sad. Fozzie Bear went up to him and asked what was wrong.
Kermit said, "I'm having problems with Miss Piggy."
"Like what?" asked Fozzie.
"Well, Piggy wants me to eat her out and I can't."
Fozzie asked, "So, what's wrong with that?
You're not a рrudе or anything."
"No," sighed Kermit, "but I am a Jew."
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A man in a balaclava with a gun asked, "Are you a Protestant or a Catholic?"
"Neither, I'm a Jew."
"But are you a Protestant Jew or a Catholic Jew?"
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Whats the difference between a jew camp and a summer camp? The kids come back
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Knock knock?
Who's there?
Hitler!
Hitler who?
You Know, the man who kills jews.
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How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street
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Adolf Hitlers Selbstmord - Защо Хитлер се е самоубил? Perquè Hitler se suicido? -¿Cual fue el mayor susto de la historia para hitler? Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got his gas bill. Pourquoi Hitler s'est suicidé ? Parce qu'il a reçu la facture de gaz Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill. Varför tog Hitler självmord? Företaget han köpte gas ifrån skickade en räkning. Varför tog Hitler sitt eget liv? Han fick sin gasräkning. Why did Hitler committed a suicide? He received the bill from Gazprom. Quando foi que Hitler se suicidou? Quando ele viu a conta de gás no final do mês. – Vad dog Hitler av? – För höga gasräkningar. Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? Han modtog sin gasregning!! Ærtemad! Hitler Hvorfor begik Hitler selvmord? – Jøderne sendte ham gasregningen - Miksi Adolf Hitler tappoi itsensä? - Kaasuyhtiö lähetti laskun. Waarom pleegde Hitler zelfmoord? Omdat hij de gasrekening zag. Comment la femme d'Hitler est-elle morte? Elle s'est trompée de douche   Comment Hitler est-il mort? En voyant la facture de gaz Jantje komt huis van school, papa vroeg aan Jantje had je het leuk vandaag Op school? Jantje antwoorden ja papa we hadden geschiedenis over de 2e Wereldoorlog Maar pap één ding snap ik nou nog... De ce a murit hitler? - S-a impuscat cand a vazut factura la gaz! În ce condiţii s-a sinucis Hitler? Cînd a primit factura de gaze! Víte proč Hitler spáchal na konci války sebevraždu? Přišel mu účet za plyn. Dlaczego Hitler popełnił samobójstwo? - Bo dostał rachunek za gaz. Hitler si è suicidato perchè gli è arrivata la bolletta del Gas! Hitler vittighed Hvorfor skød Hitler sig selv? Han var bange for at se sin gasregning ... Sapete perchè Hitler si è suicidato? Ha visto la bolletta del gas. Зошто се самоубил Хитлер ? - Оти му дошла сметка за плин! Vraag:hoe is Hitler gestorven? Antwoord:hij kreeg een hartaanval toen hij de gasrekening kreeg. The Real reason Hitler took his life, He got his gas bill. What is the highest thing hitler achieved in WW2 His gas bill Sai quando morì Hitler? quando vide la bolletta del gas
Q: Why did Нiтlеr кill himself?
A: He saw his gas bill.
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