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Bigamy is having one husband too many.
Some say monogamy is the same.
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What's the quickest way to lose 190 pounds of ugly fат?
Divorce him.
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How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?
Make him wear shoes.
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Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds?
Because most men are sтuрid, but few are blind.
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Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half time.
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A rather drunк man was walking along the street one day.
He was staggering quite a bit and made two nuns that were approaching him, very nervous.
The two nuns split apart and one walked to the man's left and one walked to the man's right.
After the nuns were past the man, he turned around and said,
"Now how the hеll did she do that?"
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A man goes to the doctor suffering from premature еjасulатiоn.
"Can you do anything to help me, Doc?" said the man.
"No, but I can give you the address of a woman who has a short attention span" replied the doctor.
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Man to friend: ‘When did you first realise your wife had stopped loving you?’
Friend: ‘When she pushed me through the window, and wrote for an ambulance.’
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What’s the difference between a black and a white bull?
The white bull does:
“Mooo”.
The black bull does:
“Hey man, Mooo, man!”
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A blonde working in the coffin industry was thinking of various ways to improve her business.
She thought perhaps a good way to do it would be to emulate the success of the fashion store across the street which had done very well with it's new "Buy 1, Get 1 Free" deal.
Soon, a man walks in.
"I would like a coffin for my father. But these coffins are very expensive!"
"Well, sir, you'll be happy to know we have a 'Buy 1, Get 1 Free' deal!"
The customer left.
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What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack.
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Did you hear about the new ‘morning after’ pill for men?
It changes their blood type.
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A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, "What are you doing in there?" She says,
"I'm washing my clothes." The man asks, "Why don't you use a washing machine?" The blonde says,
"I tried that, but it was too dizzy.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.
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My sister was with two men in one night.
She could hardly walk after that.
Can you imagine?
Two dinners!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
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Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words.
Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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A burglar breaks into a house and is quietly and expertly collecting valuables in his bag when he hears a voice:
"Jesus is watching you."
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