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Как се нарича умната блондинка? Паметна плавуша Eine intelligente Blondine What do you call a blonde with a brain? A golden retriever. Hvad kalder du en intelligent blondine? – En Golden Retriever. Hva kalles en smart blondine? Svar: Golden Retriver. Miksi kutsutaan viisasta blondia? - Kultaiseksi noutajaksi Het is blond en slim? Een golden retreiver - Vad kallar man en smart blondin? - Golden retriever. Vad kallar man en smart blondin? Golden retriever En indikation på att man är alldeles för full Falsk
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A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her.
He asked her if she minded replying to his questions and when she agreed, he asked her if she knew his company, Cheeseborough-Ponds. When she said no, he mentioned that among their many products was Vaseline and she certainly knew of that product. When asked if she used it, she answered,
''Yes, we use it when we have sеxuаl inтеrсоursе.''
The interviewer was amazed. He said,
''I always ask that question because everyone uses our product and they always say they use it for the child's bicycle chain, or the gate hinge or some other purpose. But I know that most people really use it for sеxuаl inтеrсоursе, they just don't like to say so. Since you've been so frank, could you tell me exactly how you use it?''
''We put it on the doorknob to keep the kids out.''
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Гости El chiste de la madre de siete Μητέρα των Έξι There once was a man who was so proud of the fact that he had six kids that he insisted on calling his wife "mother of six." Ein Mann hat sechs Kinder und ist sehr stolz auf seine Leistung. Er ist so stolz, dass er anfängt seine Frau "Mutter von Sechs" zu nennen , trotz ihrer Einwände. Eines Abends gehen sie auf eine... Едно семейство имало шест деца. Башата бил толкова горд,че спрял да нарича жена си по име, а й казвал: "майко на шест деца". Веднъж отишли на театър, но в антракта се изгубили. Застанал мъжът на... A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of... O maior orgulho de Evaldo era sua prole: seis filhos! Vivia tão cheio de si que passou a chamar a mulher de Mãe-de-Seis, apesar dos protestos dela, que odiava o apelido. Uma noite, no aniversário... Un uomo, mentre e’ in casa con i suoi amici, chiama la moglie e dice: “Madre di cinque figli portaci da bere”. La donna gli porta da bere. E l’uomo: “Grazie, madre di 5 figli”. E la donna: “Prego,... Mor til seks En mand og hans kone havde fået fem børn og ventede et Sjette, hvilket manden var ret stolt af. Da det sjette barn var ankommet gav han sin kone øgenavnet "mor til seks". En aften da... Een man heeft 6 kinderen en is trots op zijn prestatie. Hij is zo trots op zichzelf dat hij zijn vrouw 'moeder van 6' noemt, ondanks haar protest. Op een avond, gaan ze naar een feest. De man... En mann har seks barn og er veldig stolt over hva han har oppnådd. Han er så fornøyd at han begynner å kalle sin kone for "mor til seks", på tross av hennes innsigelser. En kveld var de ute i et...
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