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An old Jewish beggar was out on the street, begging with his tin cup.
A man passed by and the beggar said to the man, "Sir, could you spare 3 cents for a cup of coffee?"
And the man said,
"Where do get coffee for 3 cents?"
And the beggar said,
"Who buys retail?"
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A newspaper editor announces that there's enough money in the budget to install a newsroom chandelier. The reporters huddle and send a spokesman to say they're against it.
"Against it? Why?" the editor asks.
"First," the reporter says,
"No one on the staff can spell 'chandelier' well enough to put it on an order form. Second, I don't believe that anybody here can play one if we had it. And third, if you got that much money, we think you should get a hanging light instead, to brighten up the office!"
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Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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I fell in love with my wife at second sight.
The first time I didn’t know she had money.
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100 years ago everyone had a horse and only the rich had cars.
Nowadays everyone has a car and only the rich have horses.
Oh how the stables have turned
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100 лет назад у всех были лошади и только у богатых были машины. Преди 100 години всички са имали коне, само богатите са имали коли.
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It’s incredible how many scams are on the internet these days but for only $19.99 I can send video about how to avoid them. Please email money to [email protected]/* */
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What do you call it when you put all your borrowed money in a single place, isolated from all your other money?
A loan to gather.... [Alone Together]
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I married my wife for her money.
And believe me, I’ve earned it.
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A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn’t been paid, so he asked his collections manager to leave a voice-mail for them saying, “We can’t ship your new order until you pay for the last one.” The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call, “Please cancel the order. We can’t wait that long.”
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A man hires a taxi to take him to court for his bankruptcy trial.
When they arrive he says to the driver, ‘Well, I suppose you might as well come in too.’
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When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called a local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such cleanings, he told the guy he might be better off reading the printer's manual and trying the job himself.
Pleasantly surprised by his candor, he asked,
"Does your boss know that you discourage business?"
"Actually, it's my boss's idea," the employee replied sheepishly. "We usually make more money on repairs if we let people try to fix things themselves first."
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A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the truck driver if he needed any help. The truck driver replied, "If you can take these penguins to the zoo while I wait for AAA that will be great!" The man agreed and the penguins hopped into the back of his car. Two hours later, the trucker was back on the road again and decided to check on the penguins. He showed up at the zoo and they weren't there! He headed back into his truck and started driving around the town, looking for any sign of the penguins, the man, or his car. While driving past a movie theater, the truck driver spotted the guy walking out with the ten penguins. The truck driver yelled, "What are you doing? You were supposed to take them to the zoo!" The man replied, "I did and then I had some extra money so I took them to go see a movie."
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Our family was so poor our Christmas dinner was the leftovers from our last Christmas dinner.
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Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second.
Mortal: What is a million pounds like to you?
God: Like one penny.
Mortal: Can I have a penny?
God: Just a second…
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Секунда $1 Million in Heaven El millón de dólares y el centavo Gott und die Relationen God 1 εκατομμύριο χρόνια A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God to ask, “God, what is a million years to you?” - Господи, вярно ли е, че за теб милион години са като секунда? Un codicioso estaba hablando con Dios y le pregunta: A man is trying to understand the nature of God, time, and the Universe. He asks God, “How long is a billion years to you?” Un homme demande à dieu: - Que représente un milliard d'années pour toi ? - Une seconde - Que représente un milliard d'euros pour toi ? - Un centime - Peux-tu me donner un centime ? - Attend une seconde... Moïse est sur son rocher en train d'interroger Dieu: Pour toi Seigneur, que représente 1 milliard d'années ?" - Une minute Moïse qui n'en revient pas reprend: "Wow! et euh... 1 milliard de francs... Moïse demande à Dieu: "pour vous que représente 10 millions d'années ?" pour moi c'est une seconde Moïse un peu excité reprend: "et 10 millions de dollars ?" "Et bien, un dollar " le type de plus... Un codicioso estaba hablando con Dios y le pregunta: - Dios, ¿Cuánto es para ti mil años? Y Dios le contesta: - Un segundo. - ¿Y un millón de pesos?. Y Dios le contesta: - Un centavo. Entonces el... A man is talking to God. "God, how long is a million years?" God answers, "To me, it's about a minute." "God, how much is a million dollars?" "To me, it's a penny." "God, may I have a penny?" "Wait... Certa vez um homem pobre que não se conformava com sua condição, rezou muito e conseguiu um contato com Deus. Encontrando Deus, ele pergunta: — Deus, quanto vale para o senhor um minuto? — Para... A man climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai and gets close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord, "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." The man then... A man was praying to God. He said, "God!?" God responded, "Yes?" The man said, "Can I ask a question?" "Go right ahead," God said. "God, what is a million years to you?" God said, "A million... Un avaro disse a Dio: – Che cosa sono per te 1000 anni? E Dio rispose: – Ma, poco piu’ di un secondo. – E che cosa sono per te 100.000.000 di lire? E Dio: – Ma, forse un centesimo. E allora – disse... Meldžiasi naujas rusas: - Viešpatie, kas tau milijonas metų? - Akimirka! - O kas tau milijonas dolerių? - Vienas centas! - Tai padovanok man tą centą! - Gerai! Palauk akimirką. Śmiertelnik pyta Boga: - Czym jest dla ciebie milion lat? - To jest jak sekunda. - A milion złotych? - Jak jeden grosz. - Mogę dostać grosik? - Sekundkę. Hombre: ¿Dios? Dios: ¿Si? Hombre: ¿Puedo preguntarte algo? Dios: ¡Por supuesto! Hombre: ¿Qué es para ti un millón de años? Dios: Un segundo Hombre: ¿Y un millón de euros? Dios: Un céntimo Hombre:... Um homem morreu... Foi pro céu e encontrou com Deus. Curioso ele perguntou: — Deus, quanto vale um centavo pro senhor? Deus respondeu: — Vale 1 milhão de dóláres! — Deus, quanto tempo vale 1 minuto... Una señora entra a misa y ve a una monja y le pregunta: - ¿Cuánto es para Dios mil años? Y la monja dice: - 1 segundo. - ¿Y cuánto es para Dios 1 millón de euros? Y dice: - 1 céntimo. Y la señora... Ένας άντρας τεμπελιάζει ξαπλωμένος στο γρασίδι και χαζεύει τα σύννεφα στον Ουρανό. Ξαφνικά αποφασίζει να μιλήσει με το Θεό. Αντρας: Θεέ μου τι διάρκεια έχουν για σένα ένα εκατομμύριο χρόνια; Θεός:... Kuolevainen: "Mitä miljoona vuotta on Sinulle?" Jumala: "Vain hetki" Kuolevainen: "Mitä miljoona dollaria on Sinulle?" Jumala: "Vain penni" Kuolevainen: "Voinko saada pennin?" Jumala: "Hetki vain" En mand og gud En mand og Gud snakkede sammen. Manden: Gud, hvor lang tid er 15 millioner år for dig ? Gud: Det er som 2 sekunder for dig. Manden: Gud, hvor meget er 15 millioner for dig ? Gud: Det... En mann førte en samtale med Vårherre. Mannen: Hvor lenge er en million år for deg? Vårherre: Bare et øyeblikk. Mannen: Hvor mye er en million kroner? Vårherre: Bare femti øre. Mannen: Kan jeg få... Господ: Што сакаш? Човек: Може нешто да те прашам? Господ: Кажи. Човек: Што значат за тебе милион години? Господ: Една секунда! Човек: А милион евра? Господ: Eден цент! Човекот: О Господи а да ми... Ρωτάει ο άνθρωπος τον Θεό: - Θεούλη μου τι είναι για σένα ένα δισεκατομμύριο; Θεός: - Μια δραχμή Ανθρωπος: Θεούλη μου τι είναι για σένα 1 εκατομμύριο χρόνια; Θεός: Μια στιγμή! Ανθρωπος: Θεούλη μου...
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life.
Unless I buy something.’ Jackie Mason
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To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money.
On the plus side, he makes great subway sandwiches.
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I used to make a lot of money in houses but then the police tracked me down and confiscated my printing press.
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Redneck: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me a drink. Fight is about to start.
Bartender Anant gives him a drink.
Redneck again says: Hurry-up, hurry-up, give me drink. Fight is about to start.
Anant again gives him a drink.
Redneck again asks for a drink as the fight is about to star.
Anant: When on earth the fight will start?
Redneck: When you will ask for money !!!
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You Might be an Internet Hobo if:
You spend more time online trying to find a way of making money than actually making money.
You have more than one degree from an online university.
Your little black book is full of usernames and passwords.
Your space is My-space.
You think a vacation is Google’s earth.
Your 15 minutes of fame is on You-tube.
Road rage means a dial up connection.
You hear your kids say "the snail man's here".
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I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance, she leaned over and pushed me.
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