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Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A: Last years hide and go seek winner.
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Blondinen i skabet Hvad kalder man en død blondine der sidder i et skab? - Vinderen af sidste års gemmeleg. Vaaleatukkainen luuranko WC:ssä. Mikä se on? - Viime vuoden "Piiloudu & etsi" -kilpailun voittaja. Qu'est ce que le squelette d'une blonde dans un placard? La gagnante du concours de cache-cache de l'année passée! Wie nennt man eine tote Blondine auf dem Klo? Letztjährige Gewinnerin im Versteckspielen. What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year. P:O que é um esqueleto com uma peruca dentro de um armário??? R:Vencedora do campeonato de esconde,esconde de 1954 - Ce este scheletul unei blonde intr-un sifonier? - Castigatoarea campionatului de-a v-ati ascunselea de anul trecut. Víte kdo je kostlivec ve skříni? . Loňský vítěz hry na schovávanou
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I was gutted this afternoon when my wife told me my 6 year old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Чък Норис хвърлил граната и убил 50 човека... малко по-късно гранатата гръмнала... Веднъж Чък Норис решил да хвърли граната... разхвърчали се крака, ръце, глави... и накрая гранатата гръмнала. chuck noris once threw a gernade and killed 30 people... Un jour, Chuck Norris a balancé une grenade qui a tué 50 terroristes. Et après, la grenade a explosé ! Chuck Norris kastade iväg en handgranat och dödade 50 personer, sen exploderade granaten. Chuck Norris wirft eine Granate. 200 Menschen sterben. Dann explodiert die Granate. Einmal warf Chuck Norris eine Granate und tötete damit 20 Menschen. Dann explodierte die Granate. Chuck Norris heitti käsigranaatin, 50 ihmistä kuoli ja sitten granaatti räjähti. Chuck Norris tappoi kerran 50 ihmistä kranaatilla. Sitten se räjähti.
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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Just after the maid had been fired. She took five bucks from her purse, she threw it to Fido, the family dog. When asked why by her former employer, she answered,
"I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!
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Q: How did the blonde put out her cigarette?
A: She threw it in the water and stepped on it.
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A man visits his doctor and complains that he feels like he has 5 legs.
The doctor asks him how do his pants fit?
The man replies, "Like a glove!"
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What do women and Slinkies have in common?
Not really too much, but you can't help but сrаск a smile when one tumbles down the stairs.
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Despite popular belief, there is no such thing as a tornado.
Chuck Norris just doesn't like trailer parks.
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Sеx is not the answer. Sеx is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
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Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Нiтlеr, Atilla the Нun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice.
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Въпрос: Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole Lion, Tiger, Lawyer, Elevator Si tu estas perdido en una isla desierta con Adolfo Hitler, Atila el Huno y un abogado y tienes una pistola con solo dos balas, ¿qué haces? R: Le disparas al abogado dos veces.
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As the lawyer woke up after surgery, he said, "Why are all the blinds drawn?"
The doctor answered, "There's a big fire across the street, and we didn't want you to think the operation was a failure."
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Q:how do you teach a blonde maths A: Add a bed, minus her clothes, divide her legs, insert your square route, leave your solution and hope she doesnt multiply.
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KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT MONDAYS?
- NOTHING!!!
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A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical.
The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says, 'Big breaths...'
The girl replies, 'Yeth and I'm not even thixteen.'
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