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"When the doctor said I had a problem with my patella I had a knee jеrк reaction."
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One-Liner Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes
What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an аsshоlе? A lawyer's necktie.
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Lawyer Jokes One-Liner Jokes
She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. 'I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? 'she asked.
'Are you married?' asked the lawyer.
'Yes, I am.'
'Then, 'he replied, 'you have grounds.'
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Lawyer Jokes One-Liner Jokes
A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the storeÂ’s baby scale.
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One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes
A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.
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One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes
There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts.
One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.
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One-Liner Jokes Lawyer Jokes
** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. ** What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.
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Lawyer Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
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One-Liner Jokes Boss Jokes
"I'm sorry doctor, I know this is unusual but I seem to have a lettuce stuck in my bottom!"
"Good grief" the doctor replies "I'd better take a look"
"It's worse than that" the doctor says after the examination - "thats just the tip of the iceberg"
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Medical and Doctor Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Has does a blonde have safe sеx?
She locks the car door.
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Заштитен секс Was versteht eine Blondine, unter "Safer Sex"? Vad kallar blondiner säker sex? Att låsa bildörren Cosa fa una bionda per fare sesso sicuro? Chiude la sicura della macchina. Hvordan dyrker blondiner sikker sex? De låser bildøren! Q. What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A. Locking the car door. Hvad er en blondines opfattelse af sikker sex? Hvad er en blondines opfattelse af sikker sex? At låse bildøren.
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I sat in my haircutters chair and said: "Make me look sеxy".
She started drinking...
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Седнах на стола на фризьорката долу и и казах: "Искам да изглеждам секси". Тя извади бутилка ракия и започна да пие
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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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A doctor told her patient that his test results indicated that he had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "Isn't there anything I can do?", pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."
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O médico abre o jogo para o paciente: — Infelizmente, o senhor só tem seis meses de vida: — E agora doutor? O que eu faço? — Se eu fosse você, casava com uma mulher velha, chata, bem feia e me...
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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the seventh grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.
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Коя третокласничка има най големи гърди: блондинката, брюнетката или червенокосата? Τετάρτη δημοτικού Eine Blondine, eine Brünette und eine Rothaarige in der 5. Schulklasse. Wer trägt den größten BH? Q: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits? A: The blonde, because she's 18. Dans la classe de cinquième, il y a une blonde et une brune. Laquelle a le plus beau corps ? La blonde, car elle est âgée de 18 ans ! 5. klasē mācās blondīne, brunete, rudmate Pēteris Alfonam prasa - kura ir no viņām ir pati skaistākā? Alfons – protams, blondīne, viņai taču ir 19 gadi!
One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver--"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"
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One-Liner Jokes Blonde Jokes
Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.
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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
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Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hеll out of it.
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A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt...
"Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"
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