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"When the doctor said I had a problem with my patella I had a knee jеrк reaction."

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One-Liner Jokes Medical and Doctor Jokes

What's fifteen inches long and hangs in front of an аsshоlе? A lawyer's necktie.

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Lawyer Jokes One-Liner Jokes

She entered the office of a noted divorce lawyer. 'I want to know if I have grounds for divorce? 'she asked.
'Are you married?' asked the lawyer.
'Yes, I am.'
'Then, 'he replied, 'you have grounds.'

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A blonde holding a baby walks into a drug store and asks the clerk if she can use the storeÂ’s baby scale.

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A father, son and grandson went to the country club for their weekly round of golf. Just as they reached the first tee, a beautiful young blonde woman carrying her bag of clubs approached them.

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There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts.
One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.

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** What do you throw to a drowning lawyer? His partners. ** What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do.

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Boss (to the new employee): We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.

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"I'm sorry doctor, I know this is unusual but I seem to have a lettuce stuck in my bottom!"
"Good grief" the doctor replies "I'd better take a look"
"It's worse than that" the doctor says after the examination - "thats just the tip of the iceberg"

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Has does a blonde have safe sеx?
She locks the car door.

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I sat in my haircutters chair and said: "Make me look sеxy".
She started drinking...

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What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

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A doctor told her patient that his test results indicated that he had a rare disease and had only six months to live. "Isn't there anything I can do?", pleaded the patient. "Marry a lawyer," the doctor advised. "It will be the longest six months of your life."

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead are in the seventh grade. Which one is the sexiest?
The blonde, because she is the only one that's 18.

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A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver--"PULL OVER!"
"NO!" the blonde yelled back, "SCARF!"

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Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?
Ramu: "HIJKLMNO"!!
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Ramu: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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Home is where the wifi connects automatically.

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Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.

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Q: How do you make holy water?
A: You boil the hеll out of it.

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A blonde walks into a restaurant to get some lunch, and while she's deciding on what she wants a waitress comes up. The blonde looks up and notices the waitress's name tag on her shirt...
"Gee, that's nice. What did you name the other one?"

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