Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

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I told my friend that my wife and I had a huge argument and she left for the Caribbean.
"Jamaica?" he asked.
"No," I replied, "she went of her own accord."

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My boyfriend is as beautiful as Frank Sinatra and as intelligent as Albert Einstein; what is his name?
Frankenstein.

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Back in the days when he was a community organizer, Obama went to a Halloween costume party. He was just wearing his street clothes, and he had his wife sitting on his shoulders.
The host says to him, “Dude, this is a Halloween party! You’re supposed to be wearing a costume!”
Obama replied, I am wearing a costume! I’m a snail!”
“You’re a snail?”
“Yeah, I’m a snail,” said Obama. Then he pointed to his wife and said, “This is Michelle.”

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How do birds fly?
They just wing it!

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Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

Q. What's a shark's favorite sandwich?
A. Peanut butter and jellyfish!

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Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.

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Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.

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Animal Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

An ego and a superego walk into a bar. …
…
The bartender says “I’ll have to see some id”

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My favourite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.

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I once thought I had a Japanese friend…. But it was just my imagine Asian.

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“Harry Potter” branded condoms.
“Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you’re Slytherin in her chamber of secrets”.

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Harry Potter Jokes Double Meaning and Wordplay Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Doyouthinkysaraus.

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It is generally believed that talking with your mouth full is rude.
Personally, I find talking with your head empty much worse.

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A couple goes to the cinema. “Two tickets, please,” says the man.
“Hobbit?” asks the cashier lady.
“No, that’s my wife.”

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Do you know the difference between a fly and an elephant?
No.
Wow. You’d better see somebody then.

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You only love me when you need money!”
“Oh come on darling, you know that I love you all the time!”
“Exactly my point!”

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A guy had to ask his neighbor for help getting his new sofa inside the flat because it got stuck in the door.
After about twenty minutes of vigorous pushing and maneuvering, the guy pants, “I think we’ll have to call it a day. There’s no way we’re getting it inside.”
The neighbor looks at him slowly, “Wait, inside?!”

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“Waiter, does that delightfully loud band of yours play at the guests’ requests?”
“Of course sir, what would you like them to play?”
“Billiards. At least until I’ve had the chance to finish my dinner in peace.”

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I went to a really interesting lecture on kleptomania.
I took a lot from it.

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What do you do with epileptic lettuce? – You make a seizure salad.

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