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This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge вееr, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge вееr, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.
One hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says:
"Hey, how the heck are you doing that?!"
The first guy responds: "Oh, it's really simple physics.
When you chug the вееr, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."
"WOW!", exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!."
So he orders a huge вееr, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.
The bartender looks over to the first man and says: "Superman, you're a real jеrк when you're drunк."
Волшебни прозори Ο ξενος Ο σουπερμάν μεθυσμένος C'est une femme qui vient de larguer son mec На 3000-хилядния етаж на Емпайърстейт бюлдинг, в едно заведение, стои силно почерпен човек и до него сяда младеж на около 20 години. Un mec ivre entre dans un bar, en haut d'une tour de 20 étages. Un habitué bourré lui dit : A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking. Kommt ein Mann zu einer Feier im 99. Stockwerk eines Wolkenkratzers. Dort trifft er einen Mann der sagt: "Die Scwingungen dieses Gebäudes sind so gut, wenn Du da aus dem Fenster springst, stopptst du kurz bevor du aufkommst. Und dann fliegst Du wieder hoch." - "Blödsinn! Dann mach doch mal!"... This guy goes up to a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York. It looks like a nice place, and he takes a seat at the bar. “This is a nice place. I’ve never been here before,” he says to the guy next to him. “Oh, really?” the other replies. “It is a nice place. It’s also... Un hombre entra a un bar situado en la azotea de un hotel y se sienta junto a otro tipo. - «¿Qué estás bebiendo?» Le pregunta al hombre que tiene a su lado.-«Cerveza mágica», contesta el otro.-«¿Si? ¿Y qué tiene de mágica? Entonces el otro se gira, da un trago a su cerveza, se tira al vacío y... Eine Bar auf einem Hochhaus, 2 Männer sitzen nebeneinander, sagt der eine zum anderen: "Weißt du was, man kann hier vom Dach hinunterspringen, ohne dass einem etwas passiert!" Der zweite: "Das... Det var en gång en amerikan som satt i en bar längst upp i Empire State Building. Då kom det in en norrman och satte sig bredvid amerikanen. Då sa amerikanen: - Jag har kommit på att om man hoppar... Er zitten twee mannen op een dak, zegt de een tegen de ander: "Ik spring hier vanaf en als ik boven de grond ben en mijn handen wapper kom ik rustig neer." "Dat geloof ik niet!" zegt de andere... So a blonde walks into a Bar at a hotel that has it on the top story and sits Down. A man in a Trench coat Leans over to her and says,"You should get this beer" *Holds up bottle* "It allows you to... Dois bêbados estavam num desses bares nas coberturas dos prédios. De repente, um falou para o outro: — Você sabia que este prédio tem uma peculiaridade muito interessante? Se eu pular daqui, existe... Un borracho que se encontraba en un bar le dice a otro borracho: Yo puedo brincar de la azotea de este edificio y rebotar. El otro borracho le dice que se lo muestre, así es que suben a la azotea y... En man kommer in i baren högst upp i en skyskrapa, går direkt fram till bardisken och beställer en dubbel vodka utan is. När han svept drinken dunkar han huvudet tre gånger i bardisken, går fram... Dos borrachos reunidos en un bar ubicado en un penthouse, están mirando por el balcón hacia abajo. Le dice el uno al otro:¡Compadre esto está muy alto! ¡sí, compadre, demasiado alto! Hagamos una... Een man loopt een cafe bovenop een wolkenkrabber binnen, bestelt een biertje en gaat zitten. Naast hem zit een man die opstaat, in het raam gaat staan en eruit springt. Even later komt hij gewoon... Sitzen zwei Männer in einer Bar im Hochhaus. Da sagt der eine zu dem anderen: "Wetten wir, das ich, wenn ich einen Spezialdrink nehme aus dem Fenster springen kann und im ersten Stock anhalten und... Mannen kom in på krogen högst upp på hotellet. Han beställde en dubbel wodka, svepte den, dunkade huvudet 3 gånger i bordet och hoppade ut genom fönstret. Efter ett tag kom han in igen och gjorde... Resulta que una señorita llamada katy(una dama de compañía) llega a una de esas fiestas para gente de mucho nivel y dinero, en el último piso de un gran hotel. Luego de un par de vueltas divisa a... Un hombre llega al bar de un gigantezco rascacielos en el último piso. Pide una bebida y le llama la atención un gradulón borracho cerca de él. Mientras lo observa el hombre se tira por la ventana... A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out. The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw.... A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the... A man walks into a sky scraper bar and takes a shot of tequila and jumps out of a window. An on looker watch’s this and is scared but what scared him most is when the same man who jumped cane back... So, a guy walks into a bar, and he tells the bartender, “After this last drink, I’m going to the roof to kill myself.” A guy sitting next to him says, “I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”, in which... Sitzen zwei Typen am Tresen in einer Kneipe oben im 8ten Stock. Meint der eine:“Du, ich zeig dir mal was ganz Verrücktes!“ Sprichts, steigt aufs Fensterbrett, springt ab, flattert eine Runde durch... Siamo a New York, e un tizio si butta giu' da un grattacielo, piroetta un paio di volte, svolazza a destra e a sinistra, ed infine atterra precisamente. Un passante vedendolo gli chiede - Ehi, ma... A man walks into a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper. He sits down and orders a beer. After taking a drink he sees the guy next to him go over to the window and jump out! "Holy cow! Did you... Egy Manhatteni toronyház felső szintjén lévő bárban két férfi iszogat a bárpultnál egymás mellett. Sorra isszák a whiskeyket, mire az egyik meszólítja a másikat: - Ezt 10 whiskey után bárki... Dette finner sted i en skyskraper i New York. I toppen av denne skyskraperen ligger en bar, og opp til denne baren går en heis. En dag kommer det en mann inn i baren, går bort til disken og... Postávají dva ožralové na střeše mrakodrapu a jeden říká: „Podívej, jak jsme vysoko. Teď když skočím dolů, nic se mi nestane, protože je to takový tlak, že mě to vynese.” Druhý chlap na něj... Spring fra skyskrabere Se i USA har de jo mange skyskrabere. På sådan en helt almindelig skyskraber med mange andre skyskrabere omkring, havde de en Roof-Top bar. To mænd står i baren og drikker.... Two men are sitting in a restaurant bar at the top of a skyscraper. After each had a few drinks, one says to the other, ”I bet you didn’t know about the updrafts between these skyscrapers. They are... Τρείς μεθυσμένοι, ανεβασμένοι στην κορυφή ενός ουρανοξύστη, κοιτάνε το έδαφος 600 μέτρα κάτω και ξαφνικά λέει ο ένας: - Ρε παιδιά, αισθάνομαι τόσο καλά που νομίζω ότι θα πετάξω. Δίνει λοιπόν μια... Το πένθος...
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they laid down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"It tells me that someone has stolen our tent."
Вечер. Sherlock Holmes und Dr. Watson wandern Holmes und Watson Σέρλοκ Χολμς Σκηνή Σέρλοκ Χολμς και Μάθιου Γουάτσον Двама приятели на излет, с палатка. Шерлок Холмс и доктор Ватсон отправились в поход. Вечером они поставили палатку и улеглись в ней спать. Ночью Холмс будит своего спутника: Sherlock Holmes und Dr. Watson zelten. Mitten in der Nacht wird Dr. Watson von Sherlock Holmes geweckt. Holmes: Sherlock Holmes e il suo fidato assistente Watson vanno in campeggio e dopo una bella cena ed una bottiglia di vino, entrano in tenda e si mettono a dormire. Two adventurers John and Jack were hunting for gold in the desert. After roaming all day long under the hot sun, they set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, John woke up his friend. "Jack, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Jack looked up and replied, "I can see... Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson are hiking. They hiked all day long and then, having gotten tired, unpacked and quickly retired. Holmes wakes up deep into the night, wakes Watson and says "Watson, do you see the bright stars and do you notice how clear the sky is? What can you deduce from it?"... Sherlock Holmes och doktor Watson campar. De slår upp tältet under stjärnorna och går och lägger sig. Mitt i natten väcker Sherlock Holmes, Watson. - Watson, titta på stjärnorna och berätta vad du... Twee mannen gaan kamperen. Ze zetten de tent op en wanneer de avond valt kruipen ze in hun slaapzak en beginnen te slapen. Om 4u snachts worden ze wakker en de ene vraagt aan de andere : "Weet je... Dos amigos, Luis y Juan se fueron en un viaje de camping. Luego de una buena comida y una botella de vino se despidieron, se acostaron y se fueron a dormir. Algunas horas más tarde, Luis se... Sherlock Holmes och Dr Watson var ute och vandrade i bergen. På kvällen reste de sitt tält under den stjärnbeströdda himlen och gick och lade sig. Någon gång mitt i natten blir Dr Watson väkt av... Sherlock Holmes et le Dr Watson sont au camping. Après un bon repas et une bouteille de vin, ils gagnent leur sac de couchage dans leur tente et s'endorment. Quelques heures plus tard, Holmes se... Sherlock Holmes e o doutor Watson vão acampar. Após um bom jantar e uma garrafa de vinho, entram nos sacos de dormir e caem no sono. Algumas horas depois, Holmes acorda e sacode o amigo e diz: —... Dwaj koledzy nocują pod namiotem. W środku nocy jeden budzi drugiego: - Co widzisz? - Gwiazdy i księżyc. - Co to oznacza? - Że jutro będzie ładna pogoda. - Ty głupku! To oznacza, że ukradli nam... Sherlock Holmes og Dr. Watson var på telttur. En kveld lå de og tittet opp på himmelen. Holmes sa: - Watson, hva ser du? - Vel, jeg ser tusener av stjerner. - Og hva betyr det for deg? - Det betyr... Sherlock Holmes wybrał się z Dr Watsonem do lasu. W pewnym momencie w nocy, Holmes budzi Watsona i pyta: - Drogi Watsonie, czy śpisz? - Nie... - A co widzisz nad sobą, drogi Watsonie? - Widzę... Gittikleri yerde kamp kurarlar. Tatillerinin ikinci gününün akşamı güzel bir yemek yiyip uykuya dalarlar. Birkaç saat sonra kadın uyanır ve kocasını da uyandırır. Adam uyku sersemidir; güzel bir... Sherlock Holmes En berømte detektiv Sherlock Holmes og hans assistent Doctor Watson er på camping og overnatter i telt. Midt om natten prikker Holmes til Watson og spørger ham: “Watson, kig op på... Sherlock Holmes és dr. Watson túrázni mennek, felállítják a sátrukat, és elalszanak. Néhány óra múlva Holmes felébreszti hűséges társát: - Watson, nézzen fel az égre és mondja meg, mit lát! -... Sherlock Holmes en zij assistent dr. Watson zitten op een camping. Zegt Sherlock ineens: "Kijk eens naar boven en zeg me wat ziet. Redeneer, formuleer en concludeer!" . Dus dr. Watson kijkt omhoog... Holmes ed il Dott. Watson decidono di passare un week end in campeggio in una tenda nel mezzo di una foresta. A notte fonda Holmes sveglia il dottore: "Watson, nota niente di strano?? guardi in... Sherlock Holmes a doktor Watson si vyjeli do přírody. Večer unaveni ulehli do stanu. Holmes se v noci probudil, šťouchl do Watsona a když se vzbudil, povídá: „Drahý Watsone, vidíte ty jasné hvězdy?... Sherlock Holmes e o Dr Watson estão acampados em plena selva. Holmes acorda no meio da noite, agitado. — WATSON! - grita ele. O bom e prestativo Watson desperta, assustado. — O que foi Holmes? —... Sherlock Holmes og Dr. Watson drar på campingtur, og slår opp teltet under stjernehimmelen. I løpet av natten vekker Holmes sin assistent og sier: - Watson, se opp på stjernene og fortell meg hva... Sherlock Holmes e il dottor Watson si trovano in vacanza in un campeggio. Dopo una buona cena e un'ottima bottiglia di vino, si ritirano in tenda e si addormentano profondamente. Durante la notte... Sherlock Holmes och Watson är på tältsemester. De sätter upp tältet under en stjärnklar himmel och går och lägger sig. Mitt i natten blir Watson väckt av Sherlock Holmes. - Watson, titta på... Sherlock Holmes og Watson var på telttur. De ligger i soveposerne og Holmes siger: - Watson, ved du hvad stjernerne får mig til at tænke på? Watson bryder ud i en flere minutter lang... Sherlock Holmes och Watson campade på engelska landsbygden och avnjöt en god måltid och delade på en flaska vin innan de lade sig för att sova. Några timmar senare vaknade Holmes och ruskade sin... Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. As they lay down for the night, Holmes said: - ” Watson, look up into the sky and tell me what you see?" Watson said, "I see millions and... Sherlock Holmes és dr. Watson kempingeznek. Éjjel Sherlock felébred, és megböki Watsont. - Mit lát barátom? - A csillagokat. - És mire következtet ebből? - Hogy még számtalan más világ létezik, és... Sherlock Holmes et son ami le Docteur Watson Font du camping. En plein milieu de la nuit, Sherlock Holmes réveille Watson et lui dit: - Mon cher Watson, en voyant toutes ces étoiles, dites-moi ce... Nusprendė kartą Šerlokas Holmsas ir Vatsonas pastovyklauti. Nuvažiavo į gamtą, pasistatė palapinę ir po kažkiek laiko nuėjo miegot. Vatsonas pabunda naktį žadinamas Holmso. Holmsas ir sako: -... Sherlock Holmes en Dr. Watson gingen kamperen. Na een goede maaltijd en een fles wijn legden ze zich neer voor de nacht en gingen slapen. Enkele uren later werd Holmes wakker en stootte zijn trouwe...
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When Einstein died and arrived at the gates of heaven, St. Peter wouldn’t let him in until he proved his identity.
Einstein scribbled out a couple of his equations, and was admitted into paradise.
And when Picasso died, St. Peter asked, “How do I know you’re Picasso?”
Picasso sketched out a couple of his masterpieces.
St. Peter was convinced and let him in.
When George W. Bush died, he went to heaven and met the man at the gates.
“How can you prove to me you’re George W. Bush?” Sаinт Peter said.
Bush replied, “Well heck, I don’t know.”
St. Peter says, “Well, Albert Einstein showed me his equations and Picasso drew his famous pictures. What can you do to prove you’re George W. Bush?”
Bush replies, “Who are Albert Einstein and Picasso?”
St. Peter says, “It must be you, George, c’mon on in.”
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