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The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, "You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!"

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirтy mind. Two, you didn't read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed."
Jane's Dirty Mind Sixth grade science teacher Mrs. Samson asks her class: "Who can tell me which organ of the human body expands to 10 times its usual size when stimulated?" Tredjeklasslärarinnan fröken Lind frågade sin klass: - Vilken mänsklig kroppsdel ökar sin storlek med tio gånger när den blir stimulerad? Lilla Lisa ställde sig upp och skrek: - Du borde...
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Little Johnny... Peanut Το πουλάκι. Τυρογαριδάκι - Мамо, мамо, а пък днес в училище Гошко си показа пишката! Момиченце се връща от училище: Дочь подходит к маме. - Mamá, mamá, Pablito tiene la pilila como un cacahuete Un enfant a sa mère : - Maman, maman la zigounette de theo on dirait une cacahuète ! - Pourquoi tu dis ça Kevin, parce qu'elle est petite ? - Non parce qu'elle est salée... Разговараат две плавуши: - Вчера го промашив женското ВЦ и влегов во машкото. Замисли му го видов пенисот на шефот. - И каков му е? - Па за мој вкус премногу киселкасто - солен. Две блондинки говорят: - Вчера влязох в мъжката тоалетна и представи си, видях пениса на шефа. - А как е? - Ами за моя вкус, прекалено солен. Lilla Sally kom hem från skolan med ett leende på läpparna och berättade för sin mamma: - Olle visade snoppen för mig idag! - Vad säger du, flicka? - Mmm.. Den påminde om en jordnöt. - Jaså? sa... – Mamma! Kusin Mahmoud har en snopp som en jordnöt! – Är den så liten? – Nej, men den smakar salt. little johnny tells his mom"mom Billys penis is like a peanut" the mom says "what do you mean he has the size of one or its looks like one" johnny says "its salty". kickass if you get it - Maman , Maman ! Raphael m'a montré son zizi a la recré hier ! - Ah bon ? - Oui c'etait un peu comme une cacahuète. - C'etait petit ? - Non , salé ! Prvňačka Anička přišla domů ze školy a říká mamince: „Mami, představ si, že Honzík má penis jako burský oříšek.” Matka, celá zhrozená o čem dcera vypráví, se jí ptá: „Takový malý?” „Malý ne, ale...
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At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.
Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
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Ψέμα ήτανε Une maîtresse demande à ses élèves: Учителката ги прашува учениците; Im Grammatikunterricht versucht die Lehrerin den Schülern durch Beispiele die Zeiten zu erläutern. Lehrerin: "Wenn ich sage ich bin schön, welche Zeit ist das?" Ein vorwitziger Schüler antwortet: "Vergangenheit!" La maestra le dice a los alumnos, "Chicos si yo digo fui rica es tiempo pasado, y si digo soy hermosa, ¿que es?" Jaimito se levanta y responde, "Tiempo perdido, maestra." An old teacher asked her student, "If I say, 'I am beautiful,' which tense is that?" The student replied, "It is obviously past." A professora explica os tempos verbais: - Se eu digo "Eu fui bonita", a frase está no passado. E se eu disser "Eu sou bonita"? Joãozinho prontamente responde: - É mentira! Jantje zit in de klas en zit te dromen. Hij kijkt naar buiten en opeens valt hij in slaap, dan word hij wakker een staat een woendende juf voor hem die ze de franse buldogg noeman vanwegge haar... Teacher says to class, “OK class, today we’re going to be talking about the tenses. Now if I say I’m beautiful, which tense is it?” Little Johnny raises his hand, “Obviously it is the past tense... Учителька: — Послухай, Сергійку, якщо я скажу. "Я красива", — який це час? — Минулий, Валентино Василівно. Okulda birgün Türkçe öğretmeni zaman kiplerini işliyor ve öğrencilerine bir soru soruyor : - Çocuklar -ben güzelim- dersem hangi zamana girer bu cümlem? Çocuklar hep bir ağızdan : - Geçmiş zaman... Une grand-mère demande à sa petite fille : - Quand je dis : "Je suis belle", à quel temps est-ce conjugué? - C'est sûrement au passé, mamie! - Jasiu, jeśli powiem: "Jestem piękna", to jaki to czas? - Czas przeszły, proszę pani!
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