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A kid walks by his parents having sеx asks what's going on and his mother tells him, "We are making fishsticks".
The next day the kid says, "Mom were you making fishsticks again?"
And she says "Why, yes, how did you know, honey?"
And the kid replies, "Well, you have a little tarter sauce on your mouth."
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A husband and wife decide they need to spice up their sеx life.
The wife buys a pair of crotchless underwear, puts them on, and goes into the bedroom.
She seductively asks her husband,
"Hey Big Boy, do ya want some of this?"
The husband takes one look at her underwear and replies,
"Неll no! Look what that thing does to underwear!"
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My girlfriend has 206 bones in her body. Now 207.
Now 206. Now 207. Now 206. Now 207...
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Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Two Italian virgins marry and go on their honeymoon.
Unfortunately, neither knows what to do when they get there.
The newlyweds call the groom's mother for advice.
The mother says that they should sit on the bed together, snuggle, and things should happen from there.
The newlyweds do this, but nothing happens.
The groom calls his mother back.
She says they should take their clothes off, get under the covers, and nature should take its course.
The bride and groom take his mother's advice, but still nothing comes to mind.
He calls his mother a third time.
Getting frustrated with the situation, she says, "Listen, just take the biggest thing you have and stick it in her hairiest spot!"
The groom is quiet for a moment and then asks his mother, "I've got my nose in her armpit, now what?"
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Rаре is such a harsh word - why not call it surprise sеx?
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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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Sеx and drugs killed my dad.
He wasn’t getting either and hung himself.
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Секса, парите и наркотиците убиха баща ми. Липсата им го накара да се обеси ...
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A guy and a girl are having sеx when they both say, “I’m really hungry and thirsty too. It was freakin’ freezing in the house so they both have an argument over who should go get the food and drink.
After a while they decide to have a contest. Whoever can come up with the best poem would be the one to stay in bed.
They both think for a while when the guy says, “Okay, I got one. Two times two is four plus five is nine, I can рее in yours but you can’t рее in mine”.
So she thinks for a minute and says, “Okay two times two is four plus five is nine, I know the length of yours but you’ll never know the depth of mine.”
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Two old women were talking about their sеx lives.
Ethel was upset because her sеx life had really died, while Mildred said her sеx life was great.
Mildred counseled Ethel, "When my Sammy is getting ready for bed, I get undressed, lie on the bed, and put both legs behind my head.
When he sees me like that, he gets so excited, we have wild sеx the rest of the night."
Ethel said, "I'm going to try that tonight."
While Ethel's husband Harold was in the bathroom that night, she took off all her clothes.
She struggled to get both legs behind her head.
After accomplishing this great feat, Ethel fell backwards and couldn't move.
Harold came out of the bathroom with a shocked look on his face.
"For God's sake Ethel, comb your hair and put your teeth in. You look like an a**hole."
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The teacher had given the class an assignment.
He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family.
A smart-аss student pipes up:
"What about extreme sеxuаl exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with:
"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."
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Деца, утре ще имаме много важно контролно! Сексуална исцрпеност Главниот фраер во класот - сегодня, дети, мы будем писать диктант. - марь иванна, я не могу!... - Ученици! - спира се класната на вратата. Учителката казва на децата: Un professeur à l'Université rappelle à son amphi que le lendemain aura lieu l'examen de mécanique. A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Entschuldigung, ich kann die Klausur leider nicht mitschreiben. Ich bin noch sexuell ermüdet von letzter Nacht" Mokytoja sako: - Rytoj rašome labai svarbų kontrolinį darbą. Dalyvavimas būtinas. Tėvų rašteliai negalioja. Reikia rimtos, pateisinamos priežasties. Petriukas: - O visiškas seksualinis išsekimas...
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Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom with the lights out, since they can't see each other signing.
After several nights of fumbling around and many misunderstandings, the wife figures out a solution.
"Honey, why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sеx with me, reach over and squeeze my left вrеаsт one time. If you don't want to have sеx, reach over and squeeze my right вrеаsт two times."
"Great idea!" the husband signs to her.
Then he thinks about how to make up a signal for her. The "A-ha!" look flashes over his face.
"And if you want to have sеx with me," he replies, "reach over and pull on my оrgаn one time. If you don't want to have sеx, pull on my оrgаn two hundred and fifty times."
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My wife says she enjoys sеx more whilst on holiday.
Well I can tell you, that was an awkward postcard to receive.
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Wife: My hubby & I have, what he calls-Olympic s*x.
Friend: Wow, must be a terrific SЕX life?
Wife: Not really. It only happens once in 4 years.
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Feeling sentimental during our anniversary, my wife asked, “Do you remember the first time we had sеx?”
My reply, “I don’t even remember the last time we had sеx.”, ended the night rather abruptly.
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Разчувствана, на нашата 20 годишнина, съпругата ми попита: - Спомняш ли си първия път, когато правехме секс?“ - Аз не помня кога за последен път правихме, ти ме питаш за първия ...
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"Hey, I have a magic dildо for sale," he says.
"What? There's no such thing," she replied.
"No seriously, if you don't believe me try it out in the bathroom. All you have to say is 'magic dildо my рussy.'"
A bit skeptical she agrees and takes the dildо to the bathroom.
A few minutes later she comes out.
"Wow, that was great!" She says.
She ends up buying the dildо and leaves the store.
On the drive home she starts to feel a little frisky and figures why not try out the magic dildо.
Well she's really enjoying herself.
The car is swerving and she rolls through a red.
She ends up getting pulled over by a cop.
After she rolls down her window she tells him the whole story.
She explains about the magic dildо and the shop.
The cop says, "Magic dildо my аss."
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What does a Blonde say after multiple оrgаsмs?
Way to go team!
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Man:
"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman:
"Unfertilized."
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What is a man's idea of foreplay?
A half hour of begging.
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Q: What is foreplay for a Liberal? A: Thirty minutes of begging. Was versteht ein Mann unter Vorspiel? Eine halbe Stunde betteln. Que sont les préliminaires selon un homme ? Mendier pendant une demi-heure. Hvad er mænds idé om forspil? Hvad er mænds ide om forspil? 10 minutters tiggen! Co dla mężczyzny znaczy gra wstępna? - Pół godziny żebrania.
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One day a guy and a girl were making out in her parents' bedroom, and it was getting pretty sтеамy.
All of a sudden, the guy takes out his shlong and places it in her hand.
She screams and runs downstairs, through the kitchen, through the living room, the bathroom, the dining room, back upstairs, through her bedroom, her bathroom, her sister's bedroom, down the hall and back into her parents' bedroom.
"Listen, pal! I have two words for you -- DROP DEAD!"
"I have two words for you -- LET GO!"
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