Сексуална исцрпеност
Главниот фраер во класот
- сегодня, дети, мы будем писать диктант. - марь иванна, я не могу!...
Деца, утре ще имаме много важно контролно!
- Ученици! - спира се класната на вратата.
Учителката казва на децата:
Un professeur à l
A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow
"Entschuldigung, ich kann die Klausur leider nicht mitschreiben. Ich bin noch sexuell ermüdet von letzter Nacht"
Mokytoja sako: - Rytoj rašome labai svarbų kontrolinį darbą. Dalyvavimas būtinas. Tėvų rašteliai negalioja. Reikia rimtos, pateisinamos priežasties. Petriukas: - O visiškas seksualinis išsekimas...
He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family.
A smart-аss student pipes up:
"What about extreme sеxuаl exhaustion, sir?"
The class breaks up laughing, and when they settle down the teacher responds with:
"Well, I guess you'll have to learn to write with your other hand."