Сексуална исцрпеност
Главниот фраер во класот
- сегодня, дети, мы будем писать диктант. - марь иванна, я не могу!...
Деца, утре ще имаме много важно контролно!
- Ученици! - спира се класната на вратата.
Учителката казва на децата:
Un professeur à l
"Entschuldigung, ich kann die Klausur leider nicht mitschreiben. Ich bin noch sexuell ermüdet von letzter Nacht"
The teacher had given the class an assignment. He stressed the importance of this particular assignment, and that no excuses would be accepted except illness or a death in the immediate family. A...
Mokytoja sako: - Rytoj rašome labai svarbų kontrolinį darbą. Dalyvavimas būtinas. Tėvų rašteliai negalioja. Reikia rimtos, pateisinamos priežasties. Petriukas: - O visiškas seksualinis išsekimas...
She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family. One smart-аss jоск in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sеxuаl exhaustion?"
The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with."