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You can philosophize, talk, and argue all you want about same-sеx marriage, but heterosexual people who have been married (say) “It’s the same sеx all the time.”
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Murphy the bus driver is sitting in his cab when his supervisor comes along.
‘Hello, Murphy,’ he says.
‘What time did you pull out this morning?’
‘I didn’t,’ replies Murphy.
‘And I’ve been worrying about it all day.’
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A Lalu brought a simple, spendthrift wife from a small town in Bihar.
He convinced her that they should go for Honeymoon.
The wife would not understand complex term as honeymoon and kept asking for explanation.
Lalu said,
"Let me feel you my manhood in Honeymoon and you would know."
They went.
Had lots of fun and came back.
Wife back at home asked,
"I still don’t understand what is this honeymoon that we went for."
The Husband said,
"Oh, we were together, had so many hugs, kisses, varieties of sеx, jokes, fun all that is honeymoon."
The spendthrift wife got angry, "You should have told me that before. Back in town, Malu, Kalu, Suru and I were together all the times, and had this fun without spending a dime of my money."
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I think I'll tell my kids that the Titanic sunk because Jack and Rose had sеx before marriage.
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A drunк asked a barman, “Who did you vote for in the last election?”
“None of your business,” the barman answered, “And besides, you never talk politics in a pub.”
“Okay,” said the drunк. “What church do you go to?”
“None of your business,” the barman answered, “And besides, you never talk religion in a pub.”
“Okay,” said the drunк. “Can I talk about sеx?”
“Sure! Sеx is great pub talk!”
“Okay,” said the drunк, “Fсuк you.”
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A young couple get between the sheets for the first time.
In a flash it’s over.
The boy says, ‘If I’d known you were a virgin I’d have taken more time.’
His girlfriend replies, ‘If I’d known you were going to take more time I’d have taken off my tights.’
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Chuck Norris always has SЕX on the bottom.
Because he never fuскs up.
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There was a disturbing story on the 11 PM news tonight about Cadmus, a 14-year-old Greek boy, who has run away from home.
Cadmus’ school friends said that he doesn’t like the way his father is rearing him.
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A рrоsтiтuте with a single room decided she would get a partition installed so she could entertain 2 clients at once. A builder knocked up the partition in no time, and after he’d finished, he asked for his money. The girl explained that she didn’t have it, but that she could pay for the job with sеx. The builder complained and complained, then finally agreed, saying sеx was better than nothing.
“I like it doggy style”, he said.
She positioned herself accordingly. He slobbered on his thumb and forefinger before inserting them in her rear orifices. She squealed in surprise.
In a deep and completely dominating voice he said.”Now give me my fсuкing money, or I’ll rip out your partition”.
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I tried gаy phone sеx last night, but I’m not sure I’m doing it right.
I was the giver and it was the receiver.
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My fuскing nosy neighbour popped his head over the fence and said, “How did your trip to Amsterdam go?”
I said, “It was ok. I smoked loads of wееd. Met a beautiful woman. Fantastic figure, intelligent, and a great personality. In fact she reminded me of your wife a bit.”
He laughed and said, “Which bit?” I said, “The bit where she charges for sеx.
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I recently bought a surround-sound system for my TV - it is so crisp, clear and lifelike.
My neighbours now think I have the most incredible sеx life and can speak eight different languages…
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A single Chinese man owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese woman walks in. He immediately walks over and asks her out on a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, the man proposes to her. She says “Yes, but before we do, there`s something you must know. I have never had the sеx, but I`ve read about it.” He says that it`s not a problem, and they are married. On their honeymoon, the man tells his wife that since she`s a virgin, she can choose what they do first. She says “Oh, most honorable husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had the sеx, but I`ve read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69. The husband looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says “You want.. the beef and broccoli?”
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A guy with a gun enters in a bar.
- Who had sеx with my wife?
A voice was heard in the background:
- You don`t have enough bullets mate!
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Пушка ковбой влетает в бар с «кольтом» в руке и кричит: - я хочу знать,... Влиза мъж в бар с пушка. A guy runs with a machine gun into his wife’s chess club and yells: “Which of you nerdy scabs slept with my wife?” Ein Mann stürm mit einem Revolver in eine Kneipe: Un homme rentre furax dans un bar avec un fusil. - Qui a couché avec ma femme ??? Une voix au fond du bar lui dit: - Je pense, que tu auras pas assez de cartouches... Влиза мъж в бар с пушка. - Кой е спал с жена ми? Чува се глас от дъното: - Нямаш достатъчно куршуми, пич! A man walks into a crowded local bar brandishing a revolver yelling "Who’s been screwing my wife?" A voice from the back of the bar shouts back, "You don’t have enough ammo, mate!" Un homme rentre dans un bar avec un six coup: - C'est qui qui a baisé ma femme que je le tue !!! le barman: - laisse tomber , t' aura pas asser de balles. Um homem tomado pelo ódio, entra armado em um bar cheio e grita: - Vou meter bala em quem transou com minha esposa! E um rapaz do fundo do bar, alerta: - Cara, só quero te avisar que vão faltar balas. П'яний ковбой заходить до переповненого салуну і, розмахуючи кольтом, кричить: "Отже, признавайтесь, хто з вас переспав з моєю дружиною, поки я пас ваших корів, пристрелю кожного!" Всі намагаються... En rasende mann kommer inn på en pub og vifter med en pistol mens han brøler, – Hvem i *piip* er det som har hatt sex med kona mi? En stemme høres bakerst i puben, – Sorry kompis,men du har for... Furieux, un type armé d'un fusil entre dans un bar bondé et se met à hurler : - Je veux savoir quel est le salaud qui baise ma femme ! Une voix répond : - Calme toi. De toute façon, t'auras jamais...
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My wife and I are planning our 21st wedding anniversary celebration. Here lies the problem: she wants to go to Outback Steakhouse, I want sеx, and my mother-in-law thinks we should renew our vows at church. Well, I'm all for compromise, so we should have sеx outback of the church.
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People who create multiple Facebook accounts so they can like their own status are probably the same people who spice up their sеx life by маsтurватing with a different hand sometimes so they feel like it’s a strangers hand.
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Why is sеx like a game of bridge?
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
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Секс и бриџ Sex and Bridge Попитали радио Ереван: Quelle est la différence entre le bridge et le sexe? - Какво е общото между секса и бриджа? Sex is like skat. L'amour c'est comme les cartes: quand tu n'as pas de partenaire, il te faut une bonne main. Having sex is like playing bridge... If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. La differenza tra il bridge e il sesso: - Nessuna. In entrambi se non si ha un buon partner basta avere una buona mano. "Le sexe c'est comme la belote : si tu n'as pas un bon partenaire, tu As intéret à avoir une bonne main !" J-C Van Damme. Разговараат двајца пријатели: - Сексот е исто како бриџ. - ??? - Ако немаш добар партнер, тогаш подобро е да имаш добра рака.
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I walked in from work today and my wife was sitting on the sofa with my girlfriend.
I said, “What’s going on?”
“You tell me?” replied my wife.
I said, “I don’t know, you’re sitting on the sofa with a stranger.”
“A stranger, hey?” shouted my girlfriend, “I’m no stranger, we’ve been having sеx for six months!”
I looked at my wife and said, “Is this true?”
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This woman came into my shop earlier on the phone, whispering about the amazing sеx she had last night.
She picked up a magazine and started flicking through it.
I shouted over, “Hey, this isn’t a library!”
“I’m going to buy it,” she replied.
I said, “That’s fine, I just mean you don’t have to talk so quietly.”
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Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sеxy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sеx appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens Intently to his every word. His buddies at the club are all aghast. At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the Trophy girlfriend?' Bob replies, 'Girlfriend? She's my wife!' They Are knocked over, but continue to ask. 'So, how'd you persuade her to Marry you?'
'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her You were only 50?' Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90.'
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