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Two couples go on vacation together.
After a week, they are thoroughly bored. The men decide that maybe life will take on new meaning if they change partners. They all agree that it's an experiment worth trying. The morning after the switch, one of the husbands says, ''I'm glad we tried this. It was exhilarating. Come on, let's go in the other room and see how the girls got on.''
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What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
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Q: What do you call a dog that has ваlls of steel and is dragging them across cement?
A: Sparky.
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Q: If you had one cricket ball in one hand and another cricket ball in your other hand, what would you have?
A: A вlооdy big cricket.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the ref was blowing fowls.
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A: A stick.
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- Как се нарича бумеранг, който не се връща обратно? Comment est-ce qu'on appelle un boomerang qui ne revient pas? ?Como se llama un Boomerang que no vuelve? Palo Wie nennt man einen Bumerang der nicht zurück kommt? Stock... Hoe noem je een boemerang die niet terug komt als je hem weggooit? Dat noem je een tak... Vad kallas en bumerang som inte kommer tillbaka? Pinne... Πως λέγεται ένα μπούμερανγκ που δεν επιστρέφει; - Ένα κομμάτι ξύλου.
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Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fаn?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought that she had stopped aging.
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Q: Why can't girls play hockey?
A: Their pads can't last three periods.
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In the year 3000, animals rule the Earth; they talk and drive sport scars. An owl enters a psychologist's office. The psychologist says to the owl, "What is your problem?"
The owl replies, "I always sleep at night and am awake during the day. I am an owl and we usually are awake during the night."
The psychologist tells the owl to come back in two days to solve his problem, as he is very busy. The next night, a cat comes in. He says, "I always sleep during the day. Like my friends, I want to sleep during the night. Can you help?"
The psychologist advises the cat to come back in one day, as he is very busy. The next day, the cat comes very, very, very early for his appointment and ends up at the same time as the owl. The cat is told to wait outside. He peeks in the owl's appointment and figures out his problem... and his address! During the next evening, when the owl usually comes in for his appointment, the cat comes in. The psychologist asks the cat why he is here instead of the owl. The cat replies, "He is here!'' and poops on the floor, explaining, "I was sent to deliver him."
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There was a little boy and a little girl ...
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said,
"What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said,
"What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later the little girl said,
"How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs.
Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub.
"What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit....so I cut the back wheels off....."
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Three triplets in the wомв discuss what they would like to be when they grow up.The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here."
The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here."
The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer."
The other two ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?"
He replies, "So I can beat the hеll out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."
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A blonde buys a used sports car. However, during the first joy ride, the engine jerks and the car slows to a stop. The blonde calls a tow truck. The mechanic sets to work, and 10 minutes later, the car is running again.
"What was the matter?" she asks.
"Simple really, just sh*t in the carburetor" he replies.
Taken aback she asks, "Oh, how many times a week do I have to put that in?"
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A Yankee walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a cosmopolitan. The bartender looks at the man and says, "You're not from 'round here are ya?"
"No" replies the man, "I'm from New Hampshire." The bartender looks at him and says, "Well what do you do in New Hampshire?"
"I'm a taxidermist," says the man. The bartender looks bewildered, so the man explains, "I mount dead animals."
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar, "It's OK, boys! He's one of us!"
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Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat
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Yo' mama so fат, people exercise by doing laps 'round her!
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Yo' Mama is so fат, I take laps around her for exercise.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund.
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Yo mama's so sтuрid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.
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Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
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Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
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