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Yo mama so fат when Dracula bit her he said "1 diabete, 2 diabete, 3 diabete".
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Q: Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
A: Dracula's dentist.
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Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels.
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I would tell a joke about pzza, but its too cheesy I gave away all my batteries today ...
free of charge I got a universal remote for Christmas ... well this changes everything I had a joke about construction, but im still working on it Did u get a haircut? No i cut them all out Dracula doesnt have many friends because hese a pain in the neck. I stayed up all night wondering where the Sun had gone. Then it dawned on me. What did the sushi say to the bumble bee? Wasabi Mountain aren't just funny, their hill areas. I asked dad for his best dad joke, he said you.
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What plants like Halloween the most? Bam-BOO!
What do birds say on Halloween? Twick or tweet
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire? A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What would you find on a haunted beach? A sand-witch!
Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy? He didn’t have the stomach for it!
What’s worse than being a five-ton witch on Halloween? Being her broom!
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators? It raises their spirits.
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.
What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests!
Why are vampires so easy to fool? Because they’re suckers.
What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him? I can see right through you.
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If one drop of sемеn contains more life than a drop of blood, why don't vampires suск соск?
Oh wait... Twilight
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What would you get if you crossed a vampire with a dwarf?
A creature that suскs blood from your knees.
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What do you get when you cross a bulldog and a shih tzu?
Bullshit!
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Q: What's one thing you don't tell a vampire?
A: Bite me.
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Chiste del vampiro con sangre en la cara El chiste de los vampiros Drei Vampire haben Hunger Tre vampyrer bodde utanför en liten by. En natt kom den ena hem med med blod runt munnen. De andra frågade vad han hade gjort. - Ser ni huset där borta? Där var jag och sög blod. Nästa natt kom den andra vampyren hem med blodet rinnande nedför hakan.... Drei Vampire auf der Mauer. Der erste fliegt los und kommt mit blutverschmiertem Gesicht zurück. „Mmh, die alten Leute… im Altenheim schmecken so gut…“ Fliegt der zweite los und kommt ebenfalls mit... Bir İngiliz vampir, bir Fransız vampir, bir de Temel vampir Uçakta gidiyorlarmış. Bir sure sonra İngiliz vampir aralarından ayrılmış, aşağılara dalmis. Bir sure sonra geri gelmiş ki, ağzı... Det var en gång tre vampyrer som skulle tävla om vem som kunde hitta mest blod att dricka. Vampyr nr 1 flög i väg och kom tillbaka med blodiga tänder: - Vart fick du det blodet ifrån? - Ser ni... Drakula hade skickat ut tre vampyrer för att se vem av dom som kunde samla ihop mest blod. Den första som kom tillbaka hade med sig två droppar blod. Han sa: - Ser ni bondgården där borta, där sög... Había 2 vampiros. Uno estaba bañado en sangre y el otro le pregunta: - ¿De dónde sacaste tanta sangre? - ¿Ves aquella pared de allí? - Sí. - ¡Pues yo no la vi!Vales Amazon en Rebajas.Guru Un vampiro llega a su casa con la boca llena de sangre, y su mamá le pregunta: - ¿Dónde conseguiste eso tan rico?. Y él responde: - ¿Ves ese muro que está allá? - Si - Bueno, pues yo no lo vi. Det var en gang tre vampyrer som skulle få tak i mest blod. Den første kom tilbake med blod på tennene og sa: – Ser dere det huset der, der fikk jeg tak i det blodet. Den andre kom tilbake med blod... Tre vampyrer vaknade och var jättetörstiga på blod. Den ena flög blixtsnabbt iväg och kom tillbaka efter 10 minuter med hela ansiktet fullt med blod. – Var har du varit? – Ser ni den där bondgården... Un vampiro llega con toda la boca rebosante de sangre a donde estaba otro, y éste le dice: - Oye viejo, dime, ¿Dónde conseguiste toda esa rica sangre? El otro le respondió: - Bueno, ¿Ves ese muro... Erau odata trei vampiri carora le era foame. Se duce primu' si se intoarce cu gura plina de sange..... Ceilalti il intreaba: - Ba, de unde ai luat sange? - Vedeti turma aia de oi? - Da! - Am... O pai vampiro estava ensinando seus filhos vampiros a chupar sangue: O primeiro vem a ele com a boca cheia de sangue e diz: — Pai você esta vendo aquela vaca ali? Chupei todo o sangue dela! O... Den äldsta av de tre vampyrbröderna kom hem en natt med ett leende kantat av blod. - Åh! utbrast hans bröder, var har du varit? - Ser ni ljuset från staden där borta? Där har jag varit i natt och... Två vampyrer var ute och letade efter mat, och efter en stund bestämde de sig för att skiljas åt och träffas senare. När de möttes igen hade ena vampyren munnen full med blod, så den andra vampyren... Hay dos vampiros y unos le dice al otro: -¿ De dónde has sacado esa sangre? -¿ Ves esa pared? - Sí. - Pues yo no la ví Sitzen drei Vampire kurz nach Mitternacht auf der Mauer. Sagt der erste: „Oh man, ich hab Hunger und brauch‘ Blut!“ Er fliegt los und kommt nach zehn Minuten wieder zurück – um den Mund voller...
Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.
The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."
The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."
The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."
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"Where are you going to take Vampira on your date?" asked one vampire.
"Oh, I thought we'd go to the movies, and then get a quick bite."
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Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used тамроn.
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There was a vampire who suскеd people's blood for many centuries. God was very angry at the vampire and said to him, "You're going to hеll!"
The vampire fell to his knees and said, "God, I beg of you, give me one more chance to be good."
God agreed.
Then the vampire said, ''I want to be light, fluffy, and white like a cloud.''
''That seems easy enough,'' replied God.
''I would also like to have wings like an angel.''
''OK,'' replied God.
Since God had said yes to all his requests, the vampire decided to ask for a very greedy request. ''God, if possible, could you let me suск a little blood?''
''Sure,'' replied God, ''but only once a month.'' And he turned the vampire into a маxi pad with wings.
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Q: How do you know you're in a vampire bar?
A: There's a string hanging out of your Вlооdy Mary.
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Q: Whats the height of desperation?
A: A vampire suскing blood from a sanitary napkin.
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a тамроn?
"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood."
The second one says, "I'll have one, too."
The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma."
The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?"
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Каква е разликата между вампир и адвокат? Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Vampiren und Rechtsanwälten? Vampire saugen nur bei Nacht Blut. Hvad er forskellen på en advokat og en vampyr? Vampyren suger kun blod om natten. Mitä eroa on asianajajalla ja vampyyrilla? - Vampyyrit imevät verta ainoastaan öisin
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?
A: A vampire only suскs blood at night.
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