Knock knock jokes

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Cash
Cash who?
- No thanks, I’ll have some peanuts

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Nanna.
Nanna who?
- Nanna your business, that’s who.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
- Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!

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Knock knock.
- Who’s there?
Ya.
- Ya who?
Yahoo! I’m just as psyched to see you!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Voodoo.
Voodoo who?
- Voodoo you think you are, asking me so many questions?

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Boo.
Boo who?
- No need to cry, it’s only a joke.

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Knock knock.
Who’s There?
- Dewey.
Dewey who?
- Dewey have to use a соndом every time?

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
- Cook.
Cook who?
- Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
- Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
- Ketchup with me and I’ll tell you!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
- Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
- Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Needle.
Needle who?
- Needle little help gettin’ through

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