Knock knock jokes

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Til gengæld er der mange børn som voksne, der alligevel er glade for knock knock jokes og gør flittigt brug af dem.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Iran.
Iran who?
- Iran all the way here. Let me in already!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Spell.
Spell who?
- Okay, okay: W. H. O.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- To.
To who?
- It’s to whom.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, I love this song!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Соw says.
Cow says who?
- No, a соw says mooooo!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Europe.
Europe who?
- No I’m not!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Some.
Some who?
- Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
- Candice
Candice who?
- Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Olive.
Olive who?
- Olive you. Do you love me too?

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
- All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

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Knock knock
Who’s there?
- Robin.
Robin who?
- Robin you, now hand over the cash

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
- Jesus Jesus who?
Jesus Сhrisт open the door.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
- Viper.
Viper who?
- Viper nose, it’s running!

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
- The door.
The door who?
- The door is locked, that’s why I knocked.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Razor.
Razor who?
- Razor hands, this is a stick up!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Sтuрid.
Stupid who?
- Sтuрid you, that’s who.

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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you.

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