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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Spell.
Spell who?
- Okay, okay: W. H. O.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Mikey.
Mikey who?
- Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- To.
To who?
- It’s to whom.

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Banke banke på Orla
Hvem er det?
- Orla.
Orla hvem?
- Orla da vær, du kender mig godt!

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Hvorfor faldt lille Lise af gyngen?
- Нun havde ikke nogen arme
Banke banke på.
- Hvem der?
- I hvert fald ikke lille Lise

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Соw says.
Cow says who?
- No, a соw says mooooo!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Europe.
Europe who?
- No I’m not!

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Some.
Some who?
- Some day you’ll recognize me, hopefully.

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Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
- Candice
Candice who?
- Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Olive.
Olive who?
- Olive you. Do you love me too?

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Banke banke på Lars
Hvem er det?
- Lars!
Lars hvem?
- Lars christmas I gave you my heart

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
- All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
- Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!

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Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
- Jesus Jesus who?
Jesus Сhrisт open the door.

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
- Viper.
Viper who?
- Viper nose, it’s running!

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Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
- The door.
The door who?
- The door is locked, that’s why I knocked.

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Banke banke på Tinder
Hvem der?
- Kanye
Kanye hvem?
- Kanye komme op i dig

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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
- Razor.
Razor who?
- Razor hands, this is a stick up!

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