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Шкотски Mama nach Amerika Еврейче пита баща си: Синът казва на баща си: Mammi - Papa Jantje: Mam Padre e figlio scozzesi: - "babbo quando arriviamo in america?" - "stai zitto e nuota" - Mami - Anyúúúciiikaaa! Én nem akarok Amerikába menni! - Pssszt! - De anyúúú Jantje tegen zijn vader: "Maar papa Mama
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"Papa Ktoś puka do drzwi. Otwiera Jasiu: - Tato Un gars dit à son voisin : - Un conseiller municipal a fait du porte à porte ce matin. Il demandait si on voulait bien faire un don pour la construction de la piscine municipale. - Ah ? Tu lui as... Son: "Dad - Mamma Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. – I gave him a glass of water. A skót a kertben kaszálja a füvet A skót gyerek odaszalad az anyjához: - Anyu "Jantje Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water... A Children’s Charity knocked on my door earlier today asking for a donation to help them build a swimming pool so I gave them a bucket of water. Daddy somebody’s at the door. He’s collecting for the district’s new indoor swimming pool. Ok Ένας τύπος ήρθε στη πόρτα να μου ζητήσει δωρεά για τη δημοτική πισίνα και του έδωσα ένα ποτήρι νερό!
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VISA Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Между приятели: A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. Un employé de banque reçoit un coup de téléphone de sa femme comme quoi elle a perdu sa carte bleue. Due amici scambiano qualche chiacchiera. "Sai ieri mia moglie ha perso la carta di credito..." "Ah mi dispiace! Hai fatto subito la denuncia?" "No no Die Polizei fragt einen Mann: Warum haben Sie Ihre Kreditkarte nicht gemeldet Konrad freut sich: "Meiner Frau wurde vor zwei Wochen die Kreditkarte gestohlen." "Und da freust du dich?" staunt sein Freund. "Aber ja Perché se rubano la carta di credito ad un uomo questi non denuncia il furto? Perché il ladro spenderà sicuramente meno della moglie. Man Miten mies huomasi - ¡Papá! Két férfi beszélget: - Képzeld Um homem comenta com o outro: — Roubaram meu cartão de credito. — Você ja avisou a policia? — Não. mas o ladrão esta gastando menos que minha mulher! Kāpēc vīrietis neziņoja policijai Par nozagtu kredītkarti? Tāpēc Ein Mann erzählt mir My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does. A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company Έκλεψαν την πιστωτική κάρτα της γυναίκας μου. Δεν παραπονιέμαι
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