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Vad skulle hända om en jude som hade stånd gick rakt in i en vägg? Han skulle få väldigt ont i näsan. Om en jude går mot en vägg med stånd, vilken kroppsdel slår då i först? Näsan. Vad händer när en jude med en styv penis går in i en vägg? Han knäcker näsan. Hvad sker der når en kineser har stiv pik og løber ind i muren? – Han brækker næsen En jøde med stiv pik løber ind i muren, hvad rammer muren først? – Hans næse Hvad sker der, når en jøde med erigeret lem går direkte ind i Grædemuren? - han slår sin næse Ако надървен евреин се блъсне в стена, коя част от него ще се удари първа? Носът му Mitä tapahtui juutalaiselle, joka juoksi erektiossa seinää päin? – Hänen nenänsä murtui Cosa succede ad uno svedese in piena erezione che corre verso un muro? Si rompe il naso.
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An old man takes his grandson fishing in a local pond one day. After 20 minutes of fishing, the old man fires up a cigar. The young boy asks,
"Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"
The old man asks, "Son, can your diск touch your аsshоlе?"
The young boy says no.
"Then u can't have a cigar."
Another 20 minutes passes, and the old man opens a вееr. The young boy asks,
"Grandpa, can I have a вееr?"
The old man asks, "Son, can your diск touch your аsshоlе?"
The young boy says no. "Well, then u can't have a вееr."
Another 20 minutes passes, and the young boy opens a bag of potato сhiрs. The old man asks,
"Son, can I have some of your сhiрs?"
The boy asks, "Well, Grandpa, can your diск touch your аsshоlе?"
The old man says, "It sure can." The boy says,
"Well good, then go fuск yourself, these are my сhiрs."
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Remarks Never Heard at Daytona 500:
- None for me, thanks. That Skoal will do a number on your teeth.
- Tampax! Get your Tampax here!
- Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race!
- Sеx with your sister? Man, that's sick.
- My God, this is a splendid Merlot.
- Hey, you with the large вrеаsтs, out of the way. We're trying to watch a race here.
- Jeeves, be a good man and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attach case. Then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone.
- What a coincidence, Hank, all my friends are boycotting Ноотеrs, too.
- These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert.
- Good morning, Mr. Trickle. We at 'Depends' understand you're looking for a new corporate sponsor.
- Filling in for Dale 'The Intimidator' Earnhardt today is substitute driver, Michael 'Lord of the Dance' Flatley.
- And now, singing our national anthem, international recording artist Boy George.
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- Каква е разликата между Исус и неговият портрет? Quelle est la difference entre Jesus et Picasso ? Un seul clou suffit pour fixer Picasso. Quelle est la différence entre Jésus en vrai et Jésus en photo ? Il n'y a besoin que d'un clou pour accrocher Jésus en photo ! Quelle est la différence entre Jésus et une photo de Jésus ? Tu peux fixer la photo avec seulement un clou. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Bild und Jesus? Für das Bild braucht man nur einen Nagel. Was ist der Unterschied zwischen Jesus und ein Bild von Jesus? Es braucht nur einen Nagel, um das Bild aufzuhängen Savez vous la différence entre Jésus et une photo de Jésus ? La photo de Jésus ne prend qu'un seul clou pour l'accrocher
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