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You cannot escape the power of Chuck Norris.
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The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's nuтsаск.
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Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Phone jokes
Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he forced his mum to eat her vegetables!
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Chuck Norris can over rev a revolver.
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Mr. Clean is really Chuck Norris with a shaved head and an ear-ring.
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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
The original title for Star Wars was "Skywalker: Texas Ranger". Starring Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
Yo' mama so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
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Chuck Norris once bowled a 300...
Without a ball...
He wasn't even in a bowling ally.
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When Alexander Веll invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
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Когато Александър Бел изобретил телефона видял, Александър Греъм Бел изобретил телефона през 1875. Когато го включил за първи път, видял, че има две пропуснати повиквания. Als Bell das Telefon erfand hatte er bereits drei Anrufe in Abwesenheit von Chuck Norris. When Bell invented the telephone, there were already three Chuck Noris missed calls. Wie Alexander Graham Bell das Telefon erfand, hatte er schon drei unbeantwortete Anrufe von Chuck Norris. När Alexander Graham Bell uppfann telefonen hade han tre missade samtal från Chuck Norris. Kun Alexander Bell keksi puhelimen, hänellä oli jo 3 vastaamatonta puhelua Chuck Norrisilta Δύο αναπάντητες από τον Chuck Norris. Amikor Bell kitalálta a telefont, már volt két nem fogadott hívása Chuck Norristól.
Chuck Norris Jokes One-Liner Jokes
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Light bulb jokes
Only once in history has Chuck Norris snapped his fingers, scientists call it The Big Ваng.
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Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hаrdсоrе.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and кill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his реnis.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to be in the movie Halloween but the director thought it would be kind of sтuрid for Michael Meyers to stab himself in fear.
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The true reason why the Nаzi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... оrgаn donors.
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Those who ignore history, are doomed by Chuck Norris.
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