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A man goes to the doctor about the size if his реnis.
He says to the doctor "My реnis is too small."
Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your реnis will grow an inch."
So the man thanks the doctor and leaves.
He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his реnis grew an inch.
Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy.
A thousand apologies, he реnis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long реnis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirтy movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker.
"Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
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It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season.
He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage. Jake asks her, “What are you up to?” Alice smiles, “I’m going hunting with you!” Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.
They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her: “If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I’ll come running back as soon as I hear the shot.” Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn’t bag an elephant - much less a deer.
But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, “Get away from my deer!”
Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, “Get away from my deer!” followed by another volley of gunfire.
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, “Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!”
Мъж тръгва на лов. Стяга се Пешо за лов, събота сутрин. darum jagen die Männer Жена долго выпрашивала у мужа взять ее на охоту, он все отказывался и отказывался, пока она его не допекла окончательно. Egy vadász először viszi el a feleségét vadászni. Elmagyarázza mit hogyan kell, hogy töltse meg a fegyvert, hogy célozzon, ha lelő valamit, siessen oda, nehogy valamelyik másik vadász magának...
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Research shows these are the top US vacation destinations according to occupation:

Artists... Painted Desert, Arizona
Athletes... Olympia Heights, Florida
Candy Makers... Carmel, Indiana
College Professors... University City, Missouri
Ecologists... Green Bay Wisconsin
Firefighters... Smokey Mountains
Geologists... Stone Mountain, Georgia
Gossip Columnists... Grapevine, Texas

Helicopter Pilots... Hoover, Alabama
Home Builders... New Castle, Pennsylvania
Jewelers... Pearl City, Hawaii
Landscapers... Garden City, Michigan
Lawyers... Accident, Maryland
Loan Officers... Fairbanks, Alaska
Lumber Jacks... Thousand Oaks, California
Manicurists... Finger Lakes, New York
Optometrists... Plainview, New York

Pastors... Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Pianists... Florida Keys
Podiatrists... Arches National Park, Utah
Politicians... Dodge City, Kansas
Real Estate Salesmen... Loveland, Colorado
Refrigerator Repairmen... Chilum, Maryland
Retired Army Officers... East Point, Georgia
Sailors... Marina, California
Sheriffs... Marshalltown, Iowa
Tree Trimmers... Long Branch, New Jersey
TV Evangelists... Paradise, California
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While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"
Indian: "Dog no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"
Dog: "Doin' alright."
Indian:( Look of shock )
Cowboy:"Is this Indian your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )
Dog: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."
Indian:( Look of disbelief )
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Indian: "Horse no talk."
Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Good."
Indian:( Extreme look of shock )
Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" ( Pointing at the Indian )
Horse: "Yep."
Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."
Indian:( Complete look of utter amazement )
Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Indian: "Sheep liar."
Cowboy Talks to the Animals Der Moslemflüsterer Един срещнал на полето овчар с куче, кон и една овца. Мужик приходит к председателю колхоза и говорит: Un ventriloquo arriva in un paese e vede un contadino seduto con un cane, un cavallo e una pecora: "Che bel cane! Ti spiace se gli parlo?".,E il contadino: "Questo cane non parla!".,Ma il ventriloquo insiste: "Hei cane, come va?".,E il cane: "Bene".,Il contadino e' un po'... Ein Christ trifft einen Türken mit einem Hund, Pferd und einer Ziege. Fragt der Christ: "Darf ich mit dem Hund reden?" Türke: "Hund kann nicht reden." Christ zum Hund: "Und wie geht es dir?" Hund: "Ganz gut, er füttert mich und geht 2 mal raus mit mir." Der Türke völlig verdutzt. Christ:... Un indien est en train de garder des chèvres. Un cow-boy se pointe et lui dit : - C'est ton chien ? - Lui être ! - Je peux lui parler un peu ? - Chien pas parler ! Bon, le cow-boy s'approche du chien. - Ca va ? - Pas mal ! (Stupeur de l'Indien...), - Cet Indien, c'est ton maître ? - Ouais. - Il... Een cowboy komt een dorpje binnen en ziet een indiaan aan de rand van zijn huis zitten. Cowboy: "Leuke hond heb je. Vind je het erg als ik met hem praat?" Indiaan: "Hond niet praten." Cowboy:... Een buiksprekende, Belgische toerist wandelt door een stadje in de woestijn en ziet een Marokkaan zitten. Belg : Hé, een leuke hond heb je daar. Mag ik er even mee praten ? Marokkaan : Hond niet... A traveling salesman goes to a farm house. The farmer goes, I could put you up for one night, but youll have to stay in the barn. So he spends the night there and the next morning the farmer comes... En bugtalende cowboy En bugtalende cowboy kommer ridende inde fra byen, og ser en indianer sidde ude foran sin tipi! Han synes lige, at han vil lave lidt sjov med indianeren, så han siger: "Hejsa,... Un paysan voit que ses bêtes ne sont pas dans leur assiette et décide de faire venir le vétérinaire : - Alors ? Quel est le problème ? - Je ne sais pas trop justement. - ? Il suffit de leur... Un touriste se promène à la campagne et visite une ferme. Il demande au paysan de lui faire visiter. Ensemble, ils vont vers l'étable. Le touriste va vers une vache et se met à lui parler : -... Un contadino è seduto sopra un pezzo di legno e arriva un signore vestito bene che gli chiede se può parlare con i suoi animali e il contadino gli dice di si anche se lui dice che non gli possono... Englishman: "That your Dog"..?? Welshman: "Aye". Englishman: "Mind if I Speak to him"..?? Welshman: "Dog don't Talk.” Englishman: Hey Dog, how's it going"..?? Dog: "Doing All Right, Thanks"....
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„Секс Родео” е много трудно изпитание за мъже! Rodeo... Rodeo Style знаете, что такое секс-родео !? это когда вы ставите партнершу на... три женщины обсуждают позы. одна говорит: - мне нравиться, когда... из советов сексолога. стиль "родео":. ставишь свою жену... Deux copains discutent sur les différentes façons de faire l'amour... Two rednecks were sitting in a bar discussing their favorite sex positions. One of them says, Вуте и Нане са в кръчмата и са много пияни. Разговорът е за любими с*кс пози. Нане пита: Две проститутки си говорят за най-новите пози. Едната казва: Что такое секс-родео? Имеете вы девушку сзади и в разгар этого дела говорите ей, что ее подруга делает это в 10 раз лучше. Разговаривают подруги: 2 cowboys talking about sеx. Qu'est-ce qu'un rodéo sexuel ? Connaissez-vous la position dite "du rodéo" ? - pénétrer sa compagne en levrette - lui prendre les seins dans les mains - s'étonner : "Tiens ? Ils sont plus petits que ceux de ta sœur !" - rester en elle le plus longtemps possible ! Die Rodeo-Stellung: Der Mann nimmt sie von hinten und sagt dann: "Ich habe AIDS !". Dann muß er versuchen, drei Minuten auf ihr zu bleiben... ¿Qué es un rodeo s€xual? Es cuando en posición "del perrito" tomas a tu mujer del pelo, le tiras ligeramente la cabeza hacia atrás y le dices al oído "tu hermana lo hace mejor que tú"... ¡y... Die Rodeostellung: Gehe zu deiner Frau/Freundin und sage zu ihr, sie solle sich auf ihre Hände und Knie begeben. Dringe von hinten in sie ein, halte sie mit beiden Händen an den Haaren und sage:... Какво наричат в САЩ "Родео любов"? По време на секс наричаш партньорката си с различно име. След това трябва да се задържиш върху нея поне 8 секунди. Três amigos estavam reunidos tomando uma cervejinha. O papo se encaminhou para as melhores posições durante o ato sexual. Um deles disse: — Para mim a melhor é o 69! O outro disse: — Para mim é o... 2 cowboys praten over hun favoriete seksstandje "Ik doe 't liefst de rodeo positie," zegt de eerste. "Daar heb ik nog nooit van gehoord," zegt de andere. "Ahwel ,"zegt de eerste: " dat is op zijn... Rodeo for damer: 1) Læg fyren på ryggen, begynd at ride på ham uden kondom. 2) Læn dig så frem, og sig du har GONORE. 3) Forsøg nu at holde dig på plads i 8 sekunder!! Come si fa il sesso ‘RODEO’? 1. Fai mettere la tua ragazza carponi 2. Ti avvicini da dietro, prendi un seno per mano, la penetri 3. Ed una volta penetrata, le dici: ‘Lo sai che così piace pure a... Oletko harrastanut koskaan rodeoseksiä? kysyy kaveri toiseltaan. - Enpä ole koskaan kuullutkaan, kaveri vastaa. - Minkälaista se on? - No otat vaimosi takaapäin ja sanot "tästä se sihteerikin... Tre amici parlano della posizione migliore nel sesso. La numero uno è il 69, afferma il primo. Mi affascina quella con lei sopra, dice l'altro. Non c'è niente di meglio della posizione del RODEO... Te Joe, ismered a szex-rodeót? - Még soha nem hallottam róla. Mesélj... - Szóval: hátulról megleped az asszonyt. Amikor már kellőképpen belemelegedtetek a játékba, gyöngéden a fülébe súgod: "Tudod... Mitä on rodeoseksi? - Köyritään vaimoa takaapäin, puristetaan rinnoista ja sanotaan, että siskollasi on ihan samanlaiset. Sen jälkeen yritetään pysyä sisällä 8 sekunttia Що таке секс-родео? Трахаєте ви дівчину ззаду і в розпал цієї справи кажете їй, що її подруга робить це у 10 разів краще. А тепер утримаєте її в такому положенні 8 секунд. - Знаете ли што е родео секс? Одговор: - Тој лежи на грб, ти седиш на него, со едната рака се држиш за влакната на неговите гради, му кажуваш дека имаш сида и се обидуваш да останеш врз него 30...
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President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church outside Washington. Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research, the War, and such. I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say the President is a sаinт."
The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and said, "The Church is in desperate need of funds. I will do it."
Bush pompously showed up that following Sunday, looking especially smug, smirking for his photo op, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into the church.
As the sermon started the Bishop began his homily:
"George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a niтwiт. He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunк, and a low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to put himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.'
He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the American people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of lives it has taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known or known of. But compared to Diск Cheney, George Bush is a sаinт."
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