Dark Humor Jokes

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff?
They were my friends.

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Whats better than winning an award?
Not having your family shot to death.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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A man walks into a bar. Except it was a metal bar, like a pole. So he got hurt.

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How long does it take for a black women to take a сrар?
9 months

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Whats the good thing about f**king twenty seven year olds?
Theres twenty of them.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sеx and they were on sale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause North Korea's missiles couldn't reach that far.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.

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While I was having a medical, I asked the doctor if I'd live to be 100.
"Not with Mercury in Uranus" he replied.
"I don't believe in Astrology", I noted.
"Neither do I, he said - my thermometer just broke off in your аrsе".

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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

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Meat shop

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
A pilot.

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I like my women how I like my coffee....without a реnis.

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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.

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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
We’re having sex
Cause i’m stronger than you.

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W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
A: Everywhere.

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Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? A: Virgin Mobile

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