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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go that far!
- Yeah, the catapult is really amazing. Go get our daughter!

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My вuтт hair is so long, it made it to the Guinness Book of Records.
Not for long though. They threw me out of the library pretty quickly.

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Lena: “Darling, I really think it’s time we got another baby.”
Charles: “Oh I’m quite relieved you said that. The one we have is a real pain in the neck!”

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Little Johnny and his father are in Ikea. Little Johnny ask loudly: “I need to рiss. I need to рiss! Please!!!”
The father is embarrassed and says,
“Please don’t yell рiss like that. Next time say that you want to sing.”
In the evening, mommy brings little Johnny and his sister to bed. She kisses them both good night, when suddenly little Johnny says,
“Mommy, I’d really like to sing.
The mother says, “I’m sorry but you can’t. Your sister’s already asleep.
“But I really need to sing”, insists Johnny.
The mother sighs, “Ok, but just very quietly into my ear”.

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What’s the difference between spinach and boogers?
Kids don’t eat spinach.

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Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving

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"Why are you so quiet?"
Me: "Well, nobody plans a мurdеr out loud, do they?"

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The real reason women will never be the ones to propose:
As soon as she gets on her knees, he will start unzipping his pants.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!

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After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

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Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!

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Whats the good thing about f**king twenty seven year olds?
Theres twenty of them.

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Do you know what's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?
A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being.

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Why did the black man buy 3 boxes of condoms?
Because he practices safe sеx and they were on sale.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cause North Korea's missiles couldn't reach that far.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?
Get in the car.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane?
A pilot.

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I like my women how I like my coffee....without a реnis.

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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: You can see right through them.

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