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Why do women make better soldiers?
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
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В библиотеката: Книги за самоубиство Ръководство на самоубиеца В библиотеке: В библиотеката: Un hombre llega a una biblioteca y pide sacar un libro sobre suicidios. La bibliotecaria le dice: "Sí, hombre... y ¿quién lo devuelve?" A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back." V knihovně: „Prosím vás, kde máte nějaké knihy o sebevraždách?” „Pátý regál zleva, střední police.” „Ale tam není žádná kniha!” „Vidíte, jací jsou lidi! Půjčí si a nevrátí!” Un tip la biblioteca: - Fiti amabila, vreau si eu o carte despre sinucideri! - Fugi d-aici, ca tu n'o mai aduci inapoi! Man komt bij een bibliotheek. “Mevrouw, ik ben op zoek naar een boek over zelfmoord”. Vrouw achter de balie: “En dan nooit meer terugbrengen zeker? Flikker op..” В бібліотеці: — Де я можу знайти книжки про самогубства? — На п’ятій полиці зліва. — Але там немає жодної книги. — Та їх просто ніхто не повертає...
A man goes into a library and asks where he can find books on suicide.
‘First row on the left,’ replied the librarian.
The man replies, ‘But I’ve already looked in that section.
It’s empty.’
‘I’m not surprised,’ says the librarian.
‘They don’t often bring them back.'
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Lady goes to doctor with a bee up her fаnny.
Doc says, "Im gonna rub honey on my d*ck and insert it, when the bee smells it, I'll pull out and he'll follow."
Doctor starts and woman begins to moan.
Doctor gets faster and harder.
Woman yells, "What the fuск you doing?"
Doc says, "Change of plan, I'm gonna drown the ваsтаrd."
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded. Pourquoi les hommes ont un trou au bout du pénis? - Pour que l'oxygène accède au cerveau.
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises?
So oxygen can get into their brains.
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There was once a lady making a stew for dinner when she found she had no onions,so with no time to waste she raced to the shops, burst in saying could i have some onions please.
The shopkeeper replied sorry lady we are fresh out of onions.
The lady said but i really need onions and gave all the reasons why in one big sentence.
The shopkeeper said look lady,I`ll put it to you another way and continued to ask her- if you take the o from tomato what do you have?
The lady said tomat,Yes said the man and if you take the o from potato what do you have?
The lady said potat.
Yes said the man behind the counter,now if you take the fuск out of onions what do you have?
"But there's no fuск in onions",said the lady,Yes said the man, That's what I have been trying to tell you!"
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One day a group of engineers got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God.
They picked one engineer to go and tell Him that they were done with Him.
The engineer walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you. We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."
God listened patiently to the man and after the engineer was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man-making contest."
The man replied, "Okay, great!" But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."
The engineers said, "Sure, no problem."
He веnт down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.
God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. Go get your own dirt!"
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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your аss.
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Two guys are in a bar.
"Hey, I've got an idea -- let's play 'Twenty Questions!'"
"'Twenty Questions?'
How do you play?"
"You ask me questions and try to guess what I'm thinking of."
"Okay.
But you have to write down what you're thinking of so I know you're not cheating."
The man agrees, and writes down 'moosecock' on a small piece of paper.
"Okay, I got a question. Does it taste good?"
"Uhh...I guess so."
"Is it moosecock?"
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A man is driving his eighteen wheeler down the road, when he sees a hitch hiker.
So the trucker stops and picks up the man.
While they are driving down the road, the trucker says "Hey man, you wanna see something pretty cool?"
The hitch hiker says sure.
So the trucker has this monkey in the back, and he makes it come up with the men, and he smacks the monkey up side his head, and the monkey gives him a вlоw job.
So after that, the trucker says "Hey man, do you want some of that?"
And the hitch hiker says "Sure, but just don't smack me so hard."
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Dad says to his son, "Don't маsтurвате to much because you will go blind."
Son say, "I'm over here?"
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Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like shiт."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies.
"But, I do."
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I knew I was gonna get along with my mother's boyfriend just fine.
Cause when we met, I said to him "Hi Mr. Bob, How are you doing?"
He said: "Oh you don't have to Mr. Bob me, just call me мотhеrfuскеr".
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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, sеxy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
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Q: Ever had sеx while camping?
A: It's fuскing intents.
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What has a hundred ваlls and fuскs old women?
Bingo!
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Why is the position 69 like driving car in a rush hour traffic?
Cause аsshоlе is always in front of you.
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В аптеката: 15 презерватива моля. Кеса La caja de preservativos y la farmaceutica - пожалуйста, десять пачек презервативов! - пакет...?! - да нет,... In der ApothekeEine Schachtel Kondome, bitte. Молодой человек в аптеке: В аптеката. В аптеката: - 20 презерватива, моля. - Пликче искате ли? - Не, тя ми е много красива!!! So I was at the local corner store one night and bought a pack of condoms. I went up to pay for them and the store clerk said would you like a bag? I said No, she's not that ugly. Then the 3 ladies behind me started giggling and I said wait sir, you'd better make that 3 packs. O homem vai comprar camisinhas: — Deu 10 reais senhor, vai precisar de sacola? — Não, ela nem é tão feia assim! Un mec va à la pharmacie pour acheter des préservatifs. Le jeune homme paie et le pharmacien lui demande : – Vous voulez un sac en plastique avec ? Le garçon lui répond: – Non merci, elle n’est pas si moche que ça… Kunden: - 2 paket kondomer tack. Expediten: - Vill du ha en påse till ? Kunden: -Nej tack, hon ser ganska OK ut faktiskt. "Ein Packung Kondome, bitte." "Tüte dazu?" "Nein danke, sie ist ganz hübsch." En dreng går ind i en butik for at købe kondomer, hvor så ekspedienten spørger: – ”Vil du have en pose til? ” Hvor han så derefter svarer – ”Nej tak, så grim er hun ikke” A guy walks into a pharmacy and buys a pack of condoms. The cashier asks him if he wants a bag. He responds, "No, she's not that ugly." Geht ein Mann in einen Laden und kauft eine Packung Kondome. Da fragt die Kassiererin: „Brauchen Sie noch eine Tüte dazu?“ Darauf der Mann: „Nein danke, so hässlich ist sie nicht!“ - 6 db óvszert kérnék! - Zacskót adjak? - Nem köszi, szép a lány! Komt een jongen bij de drogist om een pakje condooms te kopen. Bij het afrekenen vraagt de kassier: “Wilt u er een papieren tas omheen?” “Nee dank je”, zegt de jongen, “zo lelijk is ze nog net niet.” Оди некој дечко во трафика и му вика на продавачот: - Дајте ми 3 кондоми! - Сакате кеса? - Не бе, дај ми ги така, не е толку грда! Aptiekā -Man lūdzu prezervatīvus! -Maisiņu vajadzēs? -Nē, paldies viņa man skaista - Θα ήθελα ένα κουτί με προφυλακτικά παρακαλώ. - Θέλετε και σακούλα; - Όχι εντάξει, βλέπεται!
A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
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What did the vаginа say to the реnis.
So do you сuм here often.
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Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
A: Place to hang their air freshener.
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Quelle est la différence entre une blonde et un garçon ? - La blonde a un nombre de spermatozoides plus important.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the local football team?
A: The blonde has the higher sреrм count.
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