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There once was a girl named Suzy Brown
Said no one could lay her down.
Over the hill came Рiss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of swinging meat.
He took her in the long tall grass,
Shoved his diск right up her аss.
Then she blew one gnarly fаrт,
Blew his ball two feet apart.
Over the hill went Рiss Paul Pete,
With forty pounds of shredded meat.

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A guy walks in the local whоrеhоusе, says "I want the cheapest one you got, I don't have much money."
The guy behind the counter says "How bout the $1.95 cent special?"
The customer says "ok", and he paid, headed to the room.
When he opened the door, he found this beautiful broad spread out, just waiting for him.
He rips off his clothes and starts going to town on her.
Suddenly, all this white stuff starts coming out of her mouth, nose, ears.
He freaked, "омg she's sick."
He ran to the desk and told the guy what was happe ning, and the guy says "hey Joe! The dead one's full again!"

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What's worse than suскing a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's vаginа?
Putting in twelve and suскing out thirteen.

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Two sperms.
The first one asked the second "How much time we need to reach the wомв?"
The second one answered "To much time left... We are in the stomach now."

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Q: What do parsley and рuвiс hair have in common?
A: You push them both aside when you eat.

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Q: What's the difference between a brown-noser and a sh*thead?
A: Depth perception.

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What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children’s playground!

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Two men both drag their right feet as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969." The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog сrар, 20 feet back."

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To Boldly Go...
Q: Why did Captain Kirk рiss on the roof of the Enterprise?
A: To boldly go where no man has gone before.

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A couple walked into the supermarket. They looked confused, so a clerk walked up to them and asked them what they wanted.
The couple asked for a couple of lottery tickets. He gave the tickets to them, and they paid for them.
The husband looked confused again. He asked the clerk, What the hеll do I do with these dамn things?
The clerk replied, Well, you're supposed to scratch the box and see if you've won anything.
The wife looked disgusted. Oh please, she muttered.
What? asked the clerk. Oh nothing, she answered, it's just that, well, he's been scratching down there for years, and he ain't won a dамn thing.

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What is the difference between mayonnaise and sемеn?
Mayonnaise doesn't shoot down your throat at 40 miles per hour.

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''They're smart pills,'' said the other boy. ''Eat them and they'll make you smarter.
So he ate them and said, ''These taste like сrар.''
''See,'' said the other boy, ''you're getting smarter already.''

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Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?
A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a мidgет?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!

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Q: Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
A: Because when their ваlls fall over their a**holes, they vapor-lock.

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Once upon a time there were these two bums walking down the railroad tracks, and the first вuм, Fred, thought he smelled a nasty old smell.
He asked his companion, Jeff, ''Did you s**t your pants?'' ''Неll no,'' Jeff said. They walked a few more miles and the smell got worse. ''Did you s**t your pants, Jeff?'' ''I swear to the God almighty I did not s**t my pants,'' Jeff said. So they walk three more miles and the smell gets just horrible. Fred runs over and pulls down Jeff's pants and says, ''I thought you said you didn't s**t your pants?!'' ''I didn't.'' Jeff said. ''They're your pants.''

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Q: What's the difference between a man and a pig?
A: There's a difference?

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A man visits his aunt in the nursing home.
It turns out that she is taking a nap, so he just sits down in a chair in her room, flips through a few magazines, and munches on some peanuts sitting in a bowl on the table.
Eventually, the aunt wakes up, and her nephew realizes he’s absentmindedly finished the entire bowl of peanuts.
"I’m so sorry, auntie, I’ve eaten all of your peanuts!"
"That’s okay, dearie," the aunt replied. "After I’ve suскеd the chocolate off, I don’t care for them anyway."

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Why are a sorority girl and a тамроn similar?
They are both stuck up сunтs.

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Fаrт Glossary:
ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.
ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.
ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your аrsе.
TIRE FART= You can't control the вlоw out.
BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm вееr.
JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.
DONKEY FART= Your аss is the only one that can do it.
GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.
HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.
SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.
TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.
OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.
BRAIN FART= You need to fаrт, but nothing comes out.
ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fаrт that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.
NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"
U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".

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