Insult Jokes

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Yo' Mama is so short, she has to look up to see what's going down.

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I am not saying she's a whоrе, but she's been pounded more than a mystery box in Mario

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Is your аss jealous of the amount of shiт that just came out of your mouth?

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Insult Jokes

Teacher: Why are there rings on Saturn?
Kid: Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Teacher: Saturn was not a single lady.

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Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus? One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

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A woman had 20 children. 10 girls 10 boys, all of their names were leroy. Boys spelt Leroy girls spelt Leroigh. She met a man one day and told him how many children she had and what their names were. " why did you name all of your children Leroy/Leroigh?" The man asked. "It's easy to call them all together. For example Leroy/Leroigh time for bet time for supper." The woman laughed. The man asked "how do you call them if you only need one of the children?" The woman cackled "by their last names of course!"

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How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to find what you were given last year and give it back to the person who gave it to you.

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Insult Jokes Christmas Jokes

I sneeze and all the snot got everywhere. Someone says: You're disgusting! I say back: your internet history is disgusting. (Laughter)

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Son: Iphone! * holding it*
Daughter: Ipod! *holding it*
Mom: Ipad! *holding it*
Dad: IPAID!

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I'm tired of all these old people joining Facebook. It's not for you. All I'm saying is, I don't want to go on Facebook and be invited to be a fаn of 'The Andy Griffith Show.'

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I will never forget my first date… talk about insults! …
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I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she lifted her skirt and веnт over!

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Insult Jokes Dating Jokes

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a gingеr schoolkid with two friends?

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Insult Jokes School Jokes Harry Potter Jokes

I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain.
A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll...
Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right?
What's up with those losers?

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Me: Why did the Pizza Delivery guy cross the rode?
Friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No to delivery pizza to the hideous girl on the other side!
Friend: ...
Me: Knock Knock!
Friend: Who's there!?
Me: The Pizza Delivery guy!

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How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

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File This Insult away, you may need it some day soon.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

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