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Insult Jokes

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Here's your knife, I found it in my back again.

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Insult Jokes

I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.

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Insult Jokes

Teacher - "Get out a piece of paper."
Me - "Look at me now."
Teacher - "Excuse me?"
Me - "I'm getting paper."

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Insult Jokes

- There's a 'U' in beautiful.
- Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

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- Can I have your name?
- Why? Don't you already have one?

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Me-you know how I know your gаy?
Friend-how
Me-because you just asked how I knew you were gаy.

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes

How to be Insulting at Christmas: Try to find what you were given last year and give it back to the person who gave it to you.

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Insult Jokes Christmas Jokes

I sneeze and all the snot got everywhere. Someone says: You're disgusting! I say back: your internet history is disgusting. (Laughter)

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Insult Jokes Internet Jokes

Son: Iphone! * holding it*
Daughter: Ipod! *holding it*
Mom: Ipad! *holding it*
Dad: IPAID!

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Insult Jokes Dad Jokes Apple and iPhone Jokes

I'm tired of all these old people joining Facebook. It's not for you. All I'm saying is, I don't want to go on Facebook and be invited to be a fаn of 'The Andy Griffith Show.'

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Insult Jokes Facebook Jokes

I will never forget my first date… talk about insults! …
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I asked her if I could give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she lifted her skirt and веnт over!

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Insult Jokes Dating Jokes

I watched the Harry Potter films for the first time at the weekend
They were okay, but a bit unrealistic: a gingеr schoolkid with two friends?

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Harry Potter Jokes School Jokes Insult Jokes

I'm a geek, but you know what? I'm not a nerd. And there is a difference. Allow me to explain.
A geek is the kind of person that'll stand in line to see the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie. That's me, that's how I roll...
Now a nerd is the kind of person who goes to the midnight premiere of the new Harry Potter movie dressed like Harry Potter. And that sh*t is pathetic, right?
What's up with those losers?

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Harry Potter Jokes Insult Jokes Geek jokes

Me: Why did the Pizza Delivery guy cross the rode?
Friend: To get to the other side?
Me: No to delivery pizza to the hideous girl on the other side!
Friend: ...
Me: Knock Knock!
Friend: Who's there!?
Me: The Pizza Delivery guy!

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Insult Jokes Friendship Jokes Knock-knock jokes

How come "you're a peach" is a complement but "you're bananas" is an insult? Why are we allowing fruit discrimination to tear society apart?

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Insult Jokes Attitude Jokes

File This Insult away, you may need it some day soon.
Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

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