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An airplane takes off from the airport. The captain is Jewish and the first officer is Korean. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious by the silence that they don't get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain speaks, "I don't like Chinese."
The First Officer replies, " Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why ees that?"
The Captain says, "You bombed Pearl Harbor. That's why I don't like Chinese."
The F.O. says, "Nooooo, noooo... Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That Japanese, not Chinese. And besides, I'm not Chinese or Japanese, I'm Korean!""
And the Captain answers, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn't matter, they're all alike." Another thirty minutes of silence.
Finally the F.O. says, "No like Jew." The Captain replies, "Why not? Why don't you like Jews?"
F.O. says, "Jews sink Titanic."
The Captain tries to correct him, "No, no. The Jews didn't sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg."
The F.O. replies," Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah. All same."
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On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman, 2 French men and 1 French woman, 2 German men and 1 German woman, 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman, 2 English men and 1 English woman, 2 Polish men and 1 Polish woman, 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman, 2 Australian men and 1 Australian woman, 2 New Zealander men and 1 New Zealander woman, 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman, 2 American men and 1 American woman. One month later, the following things have occurred....
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together, having loads of sеx.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of when they alternate with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The Polish men took a long look at the endless ocean and one look at the Polish woman and they started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are waiting for instructions.
The two Australian men beat each other senseless fighting over the Australian woman, who called them both “bloody wankers” and is checking out all the other men.
Both New Zealand men are searching the island for sheep.
The Irish began by dividing the island into North and South and setting up a distillery. They do not remember if sеx is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whiskey, but they are satisfied in that at least the English are not getting any.
The American woman keeps on вiтсhing about her body being her own, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything that they can do, about the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how her last boyfriend respected her opinions and treated her much nicer and how her relationship with her mother is mproving. The two American men have committed suicide.
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INDIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You worship them.
PAKISTAN ECONOMICS
You don’t have any cows.
You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.
You ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, Britain for warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, France for submarines, Switzerland for loans, Russia for drugs and Japan for equipment. You buy the cows with all this and claim of exploitation by the world.
AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You profess surprise when the соw drops dead. You put the blame on some nation with cows & naturally that nation will be a danger to mankind. You wage a war to save the world and grab the cows.
FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.
GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.
BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both mad.
ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You don’t know where they are. You break for lunch.
SWISS ECONOMICS
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
JAPANESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You redesign them so that they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary соw and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create cute cartoon соw images called Cowkimon and market them worldwide.
RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 17 cows.
You give up counting and open another bottle of vоdка.
CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.
SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS
You have a соw and a bull, you let the соw be president and the bull be prime minister and let them blame each other for the state the country is in.
Какво е социализъм, комунизъм и капитализъм? Обясняваме с крави: Основни понятия Феодализъм: Имате 2 крави. Вашият господар прибира част от млякото. Социализъм: Имате 2 крави. Давате едната на съседа. Комунизъм: Имате 2 крави. Държавата прибира и двете крави и ви дава малко мляко.... Светска политика Voodoo Enronomics SI al menos me lo hubieran explicado así en el colegio... SOCIALISMO Tienes 2 vacas... pero el Estado te ordena regalarle una a tu vecino. COMUNISMO Tienes 2 vacas. El estado te las quita y te regala la leche. FASCISMO Tienes 2 vacas. El estado te las quita y te vende la leche. NAZISMO Tienes... SOCIALISMO Tenés 2 vacas. Le regalás una a tu vecino. COMUNISMO Tenés 2 vacas. El estado te quita las dos y te regala un poco de la leche. FASCISMO Tenés 2 vacas. El estado te las quita y te vende... Funktionsweise verschiedener sozialer Systeme anhand eines einfachen Beispieles: Sozialismus Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Eine Kuh musst du deinem Nachbarn abgeben. Kommunismus Du besitzt zwei Kühe. Die Regierung nimmt dir beide weg und verkauft dir die Milch. Nationalsozialismus Du besitzt zwei Kühe.... Η παγκόσμια οικονομία με παραδείγματα Capitalismo ideal: Você tem duas vacas. Vende uma e compra um touro. Eles se multiplicam, e a economia cresce. Você vende o rebanho e aposenta-se, rico! Capitalismo americano: Você tem duas vacas.... Traditionell kapitalism: Du har två kor. Du säljer den ena och köper en tjur. Hjorden förökar sig och ekonomin växer. Du säljer dem och kan pensionera dig på inkomsten. Ett amerikanskt företag: Du... De verschillende economische systemen uitgelegd aan de hand van koeien *Socialisme* Je hebt twee koeien en je geeft er één aan je buurman die geen koeien heeft. *Communisme* Je hebt twee... Sosialismi: - Sinulla on kaksi lehmää. Valtio antaa toisen niistä naapureillesi. Fasismi: - Sinulla on kaksi lehmää. Hallitus ottaa molemmat ja ampuu sinut. Maolaisuus: - Sinulla on kaksi lehmää....
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