Pirate Jokes

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Pirate Воотy Call... Game:
Hey, lass, how about a game I like to call, "all hands on deck?" Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Captain:
They call me Captain Hook-Up! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Ruм:
Yo hо, Но! And a bottle of ruм? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Sailing:
I've got a yardarm you can hang from! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Swaggle:
Care to horn my swaggle? Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... View:
I could get a better view of you from your crow's nest. Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... Wood:
This peg leg's not the only hard wood I've got, me hearty! Yar!

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Pirate Воотy Call... X:
Does X mark YOUR spot? Yar!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."

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Breaking News: The whole of Cornwall has been placed into tier 4 lockdown after hundreds of pirates returned home to Penzance to celebrate Christmas with their families.
Apparently the Arrrrr rate has increased dramatically.

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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye, matey

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Where do pirates get their hooks?
Second hand stores.

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What do you call a pirate woman with an amazing вuтт?
She was thicc with 7 C’s.

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If you want to buy some pirate corn, it's going to cost you a buccaneer.

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"Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom on Mother’s Day? Because she left the phone off the hook."

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What’s a pirates favorite element on the periodic table?
Gold. What the hеll would they need argon for?

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Why did a pirate leave the boat to get his forgotten cell phone? Воотy calls.

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Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.

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How does a pirate communicate? With his aye phone.

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I found a pirate's treasure

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Pirate Jokes