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I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your аss.

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Birdie, birdie, in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye,I'm a big girl, I won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

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To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":
Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland.
Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wandering vagrants;
"Avoid where I рее, it's my property.
Marked up as my winter wonderland."
In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!
Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast,
"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,
I mark it as my winter wonderland."

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Sеx is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.

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99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
1 bug fixed...
Compile again,
100 little bugs in the code.

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Little Lucy met Little Johnny after school and ask him, "Johnny do you you think I'm cute?"
Little Johnny looked at her from head to toe irritably and replied.
"Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey.
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry, I'll be there too.
Not in the cage, But laughing at you".

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Smoke a smoke
Not a butt
Fuck a virgin
Not a sluт.

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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak diск...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!

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Roses are red.
Your blood is too.
You look like a monkey
And belong in a zoo.
Do not worry,
I'll be there too.
Not in the cage,
But laughing at you.

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Roses are red
tulips are black.
You'd look great
with a knife in your back.

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There once was a girl named Pinkie who desired to have a little inky,
When the notion of the motion was planted,
In her dinky little head.
With her вuтт in the air,
While the man in the sidecar tattooed her derriere 100 miles per hour down I 45 to bike fest.
Drunk and sтuрid and would not listen,
Smeared beyond recognition,
She said it was Tinker Веll but we couldn't tell O well.

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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a rock.
Little Bo Peep was suскing his соск.
As soon as he came she started to weep.She could tell by the taste he was shаgging her sheep.

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Ring out the old, ring in the new,
Ring, happy bells, across the snow:
The year is going, let him go;
Ring out the false, ring in the true.

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Roses are red "just like blood"
Violets are blue "just like when I stab your face and shuve it in poo"
So have you lurned that when I stab you blood comes out
And shows me 1 thing your shiт.

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Mary had a little lamb
her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her
between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
it ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its bum
and turned its wool to nylon.
Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play
he kissed them too cause he was gаy.
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
And planned to do some kissing.
Jack made a pass
and grabbed her ass
Now two of his teeth are missing.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it’s black and crispy.

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Here’s to the girl in the little red shoes …
She likes her nookie, she likes her вооzе …
She lost her cherry but that’s no sin, …
She still has the box that the cherry came in!

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“Nothing attracts
The mustard from wieners
As much as the slacks
Just back from the cleaners.”

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Mary had a mountain bike…
She rode it back to front….
Every time the wheel went round…
A spoke went up her сunт.

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There was a young man from PeruWho fell asleep in a canoe.
He dreamt that Venus Was strokin' his penisAnd woke with a handful of goo.

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