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10 вида хора (двоично) 10 Arten von Menschen 10 Τύποι Съществуват 10 вида хора. Тези които разбират двоичен код, и тези които не го разбират. Es gibt genau 10 Typen von Menschen. Solche, die Binärzahlen verstehen und solche, die es nicht tun. Il y a 10 types de personnes dans le monde : ceux qui comprennent le binaire et les autres. Et ceux qui ne s'attendaient pas à ce que cette blague soit en base 3 Hay 10 tipos de personas, las que saben binario y las que no. Es gibt 10 Arten von Menschen in der Welt. Die einen verstehen das Binärsystem und die anderen nicht! Ci sono 10 categorie di persone: chi comprende il sistema binario e chi non lo comprende. Existem somente 10 tipos de pessoas no mundo inteiro: Aquelas que entendem binário e aquelas que não entendem. Ci sono solo 10 tipi di persone al mondo… quelle che comprendono il binario e quelle che non lo comprendono. Det finns tio typer av människor: De som förstår binära och de som inte gör det. Exista 10 tipuri de oameni: cei care inteleg numerele binare si cei care nu. Існує 10 типів людей: ті, які знають, що таке сайт, і ті, які не знають. (Про переваги двійкової системи зчислення.) Et finns ju 10 typer av människor, de som kan läsa binärt och så nio som jag har glömt There are 10 kinds of people: 1. Those who understand binary. 10. Those who don't understand this joke.
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A big party is being held to honor relational database systems and their impact on modern society.
Outside the venue, the host awaits the guests.
The first limousine arrives and out steps Oracle followed by 4 people.
Host: Who have you brought along?
Oracle: I have 4 DBA's in tow. One to install me, one to design the databases, one to administer me, and the other to justify the cost.
A second limo arrives and out steps DB2 followed by 40 people.
Host: Who have you bought along?
DB2: I have 2 DBA's, 2 hardware specialists, and 36 consultants.
A third limo arrives and out steps SQL Server all on his own.
Host: Why haven't you brought anyone?
SQL Server: I didn't bring anyone because I am easy to install and am basically self managing. But I did bring the #sqlhelp Twitter hashtag for when the excrement hits the fаn.
20 minutes later, up rushes MySQL, unshaved, hair a mess.
Host: Where have you been MySQL?
MySQL: Sorry, I thought it was February 31st.
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