School Jokes

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Teacher:
"Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student:
"My father's check book!"

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School Jokes

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked,
"What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

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School Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"

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Daughter:
"Dad, a kid at school called me a lеsвiаn."
Dad:
"Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vаginа."
Daughter:
"But dad she is cute."
Dad: ...

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A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy i just saw anant's willy"
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
"It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? was it small" The little girl says "NO!"
"It Was SALTY "

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Why did Jeffrey Epstein's English teacher fail him?
Because he never finished his sentences...

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The веll rang for school to start and John walked in late. Mr. Clark asked,
"John, why are you late?" He replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Then he sat down. Ten minutes later Nathan walked in late and Mr. Clark repeated, "Why are you late?" Nathan answered, "I was on top of Cherry Hill." Five minutes later Kevin walked in late and Mr. Clark said to him, "Kevin, where have you been?" Kevin replied, "I was on Cherry Hill." Ten minutes later a girl walked in the classroom and Mr. Clark asked,
"Hi there, what's your name?" The girl replied, "Cherry Hill."

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School Jokes Sex Jokes

What’s an abreviation for school in America
Shooting range
Jokes just as dead as the victims

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USA Jokes School Jokes

One time this kid came back from school and said “Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?” And his mom said "Good news please.’’ and the boy said “I got 100% on my math test today” and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said “Now to the bad news, I LIED”

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At school they taught us that XXX is Roman Numerals. I typed XXX on Google and the Romans came out nакеd.

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Yo mamma is so fат, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

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Why are Canadian students so smart?
They get lots of ehs.

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Canadian jokes School Jokes

How was the Canadian student kicked out of class?
The teacher sat him down and then asked him to leave.

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My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results...
... speak for themselves

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My physics teacher said i have potential
And then pushed me down the stairs

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School Jokes Physics jokes

Which school subject was the witch’s favorite?
Spelling.

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Why did the med student fail anatomy? She just couldn't cut it.

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Anatomy jokes School Jokes

What did the cadaver say to the anatomy student? You stole my heart.

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Anatomy jokes School Jokes

Why did the student fail anatomy? Because the professor was really sternum.

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Anatomy jokes School Jokes

A professor of taxation delivers a highly detailed, brilliant lecture drawing the distinction between tax avoidance and tax evasion. He then asks his brightest student,
"Tell us succinctly what the difference is between tax avoidance and tax evasion.".
The student replies:
"Jail."

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