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A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies “we did, but no one liked it.”

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School Jokes USA Jokes Student jokes German Jokes American Jokes

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.

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School Jokes Feminist Jokes

Teacher: Since you were talking can you solve this problem?
Me: The problem is you and the answer/solution is for you to stay out of my busines.
Teacher : Where is your math homework?
Me: It commited suicide, it had too many problems.

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School Jokes Insult Jokes Math Jokes

one day the teacher said “there are 3 birds on a wire, a shooter shoots one. how many are left?” the teacher calls on lil johnny. “none” the teacher said ‘‘no but try again’’ lil johnny says
" none bc if u shoot one the rest get scared and leave" the teacher said’’ not quiter but i like the way you think"
lil johnny then says " alr teacher i have one for you. there are 3 women sitting on a bench, ones suскing it. the other its licking it, and the last on is bitting it. witch one is married?"
the teacher then says "the one suскing it ofc"
lil johnny then says “no the one with the ring but i like the way you think”

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School Jokes Animal Jokes

The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet ,
The student recited the alphabet abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz,
Where’s the p,
He looked down to the floor and said : it’s running down my legs

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School Jokes Student jokes

I swear to drunк I'm not God, but seriously, stay in drugs, eat school, and don't do vegetables.

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School Jokes God Jokes One-Liner Jokes

Teacher:
"Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student:
"My father's check book!"

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School Jokes

A young boy came home from school and told his mother, "I had a big fight with my classmate. He called me a sissy." The mother asked,
"What did you do?" The boy replied, "I hit him with my purse!"

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School Jokes Marriage and Family Jokes

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Shelly. Shelly was very girly and liked wearing pretty skirts. She wore skirts every day.
One day at school, a young boy named Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym. So Shelly did.
When Shelly got home, she told her mom about her day, and included the part about the jungle gym.
"Shelly, don't do that. He might just be trying to look at your underwear." said her mother.
What the big deal was, Shelly didn't understand.
The next day Sam asked Shelly to climb on the jungle gym again. So she did.
Shelly again told her mother about her day, including the jungle gym moment.
"Didn't I tell you, young lady?" fumed her mother. "He just wants to see your underwear!"
"But Mommy, I tricked him," said Shelly. "Today I didn't wear any underwear!"

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Daughter:
"Dad, a kid at school called me a lеsвiаn."
Dad:
"Smack her in the mouth and kick her in the vаginа."
Daughter:
"But dad she is cute."
Dad: ...

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A little girl goes to her mum after school says "Mummy mummy i just saw anant's willy"
The mums shocked, the little girl continues
"It was like a PEANUT" The mum giggles, and replies "Why? was it small" The little girl says "NO!"
"It Was SALTY "

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School Jokes Ethnic and Racial Jokes

Why did Jeffrey Epstein's English teacher fail him?
Because he never finished his sentences...

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School Jokes

Yo mamma is so fат, the only good grade she got in school was an "A" in lunch.

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School Jokes Yo Momma Jokes Fat Jokes

Why are Canadian students so smart?
They get lots of ehs.

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School Jokes Canadian jokes

How was the Canadian student kicked out of class?
The teacher sat him down and then asked him to leave.

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School Jokes Canadian jokes

My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab, the results...
... speak for themselves

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School Jokes Biology jokes

Which school subject was the witch’s favorite?
Spelling.

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School Jokes Corny Jokes

Why did the med student fail anatomy? She just couldn't cut it.

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School Jokes Anatomy jokes

What did the cadaver say to the anatomy student? You stole my heart.

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School Jokes Anatomy jokes

Why did the student fail anatomy? Because the professor was really sternum.

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School Jokes Anatomy jokes