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Yo Mama so fат when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.

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I walked in on my girlfriend having sеx with her fitness trainer.
Me: "Okay, this isn't working out."

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Three heavyweight men; an American, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.
The American jumped off and shouted "God save America!"
The English man jumped off and shouted "God Save The Queen!"
The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted "God save the person who I land on!''

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Q: What sports team is the least safe around children?
A: The Nashville Predators.

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Q: What do gаy guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shiт!

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The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strutting onto the field.
While the players gazed in amazement, the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and ran right through the defensive line. When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, 'You're terrific!!! Sign up for the season, and I'll see to it that you get a huge bonus.' 'Forget the bonus,' the turkey said, 'All I want to know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?'

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A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers.
Thinking he'd try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game.
The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said "Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green."
The novice teed up and smacked the ball straight down the fairway and onto the green, where it stopped inches from the hole.
"Now what?" the fellow asked the speechless pro.
"Uh... you're supposed to hit the ball into the cup" the pro finally said, after he was able to speak again.
The retiree replied, "Oh great!
NOW you tell me!"

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Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college?
A: A Basketball player.

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In France, Chuck Norris accidentally won Tour de France by exercise bike.

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What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver!

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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old football players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is?
What a team is?"
The little boy nodded in the affirmative.
"Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"
The little boy nodded yes.
"So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when a foul is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, or attack the referee.
Do you understand all that?"
Again the little boy nodded.
He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a worthless idiот' is it?''
Again the little boy nodded.
"Good," said the coach.
"Now go over there and explain all that to your parents."

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A redhead, a blonde and a brunette were stuck on an island and had to get back home from the island.
The redhead swims half way and drowns.
The brunette swims half way and drowns too.
The blonde swims halfway gets tired and swims back.

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I wish this gym had a stationary bike built for two.

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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

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PE Teacher: "Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer?"
Pupil: "You told me to put it on the Net."

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Son: "What's love juice daddy?"
Me: "It's what 2 people make when they're having exciting sеx. Anyway? What are you watching?"
Son: "Wimbledon."

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Q: What do you get if you cross a dirтy politician with a filthy womanizer?
A: Chelsea.

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Q: Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?
A: Because they can't stop saving their work.

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My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing.
But I mean, 41 years, still alive.
I kinda got it.

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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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