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Only 3 things that are infinite
1.Human Stupidity
2.Universe
3.WinRar Trial
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Caller: Oh, no, it’s just the sтuрid, sтuрid design of this computer.
Every time I want to click something, I have to unplug the keyboard to plug in the mouse.
And then every time I want to use the keyboard again, I have to unplug the mouse.
Because there’s only one jack.
Agent: Ma’am, you do realize that there’s a jack on the keyboard itself?
You’re supposed to plug the mouse into the keyboard, and the keyboard into the computer.
Caller: Are you kidding me!?
Oh, wait a minute—yes, I see it now! Oh, holy соw.
That’s going to be so much easier!
Agent: Just out of curiosity, how long have you been using your computer that way?
Caller: Six weeks!
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There were five brothers named somebody, nobody, anybody mad and brain.
One day somebody and nobody were fighting, and just at that moment the anybody called police.
The police picked up the phone, and said hello.
Then Anybody:
"Hello sir! I want to inform you that somebody is beating nobody."
Police:
"Sorry!"
Anybody:
"Sir somebody is beating nobody"
Police:
"Are you mad? Who are you? What's your name?"
Anybody:
"No, sir mad is dancing, I am anybody"
Police:
"Shut up you idiот. What are you saying? Where have your brain gone? Is it lost?"
Anybody:
"No, sir brain is not lost. Brain is in the bathroom."
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Един слепец си седи на бара и по едно време се провиква към бармана: Мъж влиза в заведение, сяда на бара до една едра изрусена жена и предлага да й разкаже виц за блондинки. Blind, Blond & Ballsy El del bar y el chiste de Lepe Ein Blinder will einen Blondinenwitz erzählen ΕΝΑΣ ΤΥΦΛΟΣ The blind man O τυφλός Ο τυφλός και η ξανθιά Доаѓа малиот Ѓокица дома и целиот среќен му вели на татка си: A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender: A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. Un ragazzo entra in un bar e dice: "Ho una nuova barzelletta di raccontare sui carabinieri". Un uomo, seduto ad un tavolo, dice: "Guarda ragazzo, io sono un carabiniere. E vedi il mio amico la'? Anche lui e' un carabiniere. E quel uomo grosso seduto al tavolo e' un carabiniere. Sei sicuro che... Слеп маж влегува во женски моторџиски бар, некако го наоѓа столчето, нарачува кафе и по некое време и ја прашува келнерката "Сакаш ли да чуеш виц за плавуши". Во барот, експресно сите заќутуваат. Со доста длабок и зарипнат глас, жената до него му вели: "Пред да ја кажете шегата господине, сметам... A blind man walks into a bar. The blind man sits down, thinking he'd break the ice with the bartender by asking "Wanna hear a blond joke?" In a hushed voice, a man beside him says "Before you tell that joke, you should know our bartender IS blonde, or bouncer is blond, I'm a 6'4" black belt, the... Em um bar, um bêbado olha para uma loira que estava ao seu lado e diz: — Posso contar uma piada de loira? A loira responde: Olha meu amigo, você além de estar muito bêbado, eu sou campeã nacional de Karatê, minha amiga loira aqui do meu lado, é campeã nacional de Jiu-jitsu, e a outra loira ao... Un borracho está tomando un trago en un bar donde el ambiente es bastante oscuro. En esto se da vuelta hacia la mujer que tiene a su lado y exclama: - ¿Quieres que te cuente un chiste de rubias super cómico? La mujer le responde:... - Bueno, pero antes de que me cuentes ese chiste, debes saber... En blind man på en barstol skriker till bartendern, - Vill du höra ett blondinskämt? Med låg röst så säger killen till vänster om honom, - Innan du berättar det där skämtet så är det nåt du borde veta. - Bartendern är blond, dörrvakten är blond.... Un aveugle entre dans un bar lesbienne par erreur. Il trouve son chemin vers le comptoir et commande un verre. Au bout d'un moment il crie à la serveuse: - "Eh, tu veux que je te raconte une blague... Kommt ein Mann in eine Bar und sagt: "Hey Leute, wollt ihr den neuesten Blondinenwitz hören?" Meint die Barkeeperin: "Bevor du ihn erzählst, sollte ich dir vielleicht sagen, dass ich blond bin,... So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, "Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?" The guy says, "Buddy, I'm six feet, 210 pounds, an' ma name's Billy Joe. You see the guy on the... Een blinde man gaat per ongeluk een vrouwenbar binnen. Hij vindt zijn weg tot de toog, zet zich neer op een kruk en bestelt iets te drinken. Nadat hij er zo een tijdje heeft gezeten, roept hij naar... Bardaki taburede oturan kör adamın biri barmene,- "Hey! Bir sarışın fıkrası duymak ister misin?" demiş.Barmen birden tamamıyle sessizleşmiş. Yanındaki adam fısıltı ile ona - "Fıkrayı anlatmadan... En blind man går av misstag in på en lesbisk bar. Han sätter sig på en barstol och beställer en drink. När han har suttit en stund ropar han på bartendern: - Hörru, vill du höra en... A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS... En blind mann kommer inn på en damebar ved et uhell. Han finner veien frem til baren, tar frem en barkrakk, setter seg ned og han bestiller en drink. Etter å ha sittet en stund alene, roper han til... A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there,... Sokea mies meni baariin ja kysyi baarimikolta "haluatko kuulla blondivitsin?" Vierestä kuului kuiskaus "kuulehan nyt. Ennenkuin kerrot sen vitsin sinun tulee tietää, että baarimikko on blondi,... A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bartender replies with, “I’m blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and... Aan een bar in een drukke kroeg zit een blinde man welke plotseling vrij hard roept naar de barkeeper: He barkeeper, zal ik jou eens een goeie mop over domme blondjes vertellen? De barkeeper loopt... Un hombre ciego entra en un "bar de chicas" por equivocación. Se las apaña para llegar hasta la barra y pide una copa, y tras estar un rato sentado en la tabureta le grita al camarero: - Eh, tú,... Kör bir adam yanlışlıkla Bayanlar Barına girer. Bara doğru ilerler ve bir içki ısmarlar. Biraz oturup, içkisini yudumladıktan sonra barmene seslenir: "Hey, bir sarışın fıkrası duymak ister misin?"... En blind mann i en bar roper til bartenderen: - ”Vil du høre en blondinevits?” Mannen ved siden av ham lener seg bort og hvisker: - ”Før du forteller den vitsen er det noe du bør vite. Bartenderen... En blind mand kommer ved en fejltagelse ind på en bar for kvinder. Han famler sig frem til en barstol, og bestiller en drink, uvidende om at han er genstand for alles opmærksomhed. Efter et stykke... So a blind man accidentally walks into a women's bar and says to the girl bartender, " you wanna hear a blonde joke?" and the bartender says " well sir the lady next to you is a blonde weight... Slepec se svým psem vejde do baru, najde si volnou židli a objedná si drink. Chvíli sedí a pak křikne: „Hej, barmane, chceš slyšet super vtip o blondýnách?” Bar okamžitě ztichne a žena vedle slepce...
After a really good party a man walks into a bar and orders a drink.
Already drunк and delirious, the man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world kickboxing champion and a natural blonde. My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a natural blonde. And my other friend is 200 pounds, world arm wrestling champion and is also a natural blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"
The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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A truck was traveling through town.
When the driver stopped at a red light, A blonde jumped out of her car, ran up to the driver of the truck, and said,
"Mr. you're losing part of your load".
She jumps back into her car and follows the truck to the next light.
She jumps out of car and runs up to the driver's window, "Mr. you're losing part of your load."
The same thing happens for 7 stops, finally the 8th stop, the blonde came running up to the truck driver's window, before she could say anything, the driver said,
"Ma'am, this is winter in maine, i'm driving a salt truck......."
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she told you that Yo' Mama be sтuрid.
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Yo' mama so sтuрid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
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Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!
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One good thing about graduation is that you get to wear a funny hat that makes your brain look larger than it actually is.
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A woman comes up to me and says, "Hey sеxy you lost 185 lbs and now you have money."
"You wanna be my sugar daddy?"
"Nope I'm diabetic!"
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Yo mama so sтuрid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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A little girl took her report card home and showed it to mom.
The mother was very disappointed by all the very low grades.
"Well look on the bright side" said the child, "you know for sure I don't cheat."
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, her wig has a chinstrap.
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Yo'Mama is so sтuрid, she threw a baseball at Batman.
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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When Chuck Norris says 'Candyman' five times in a row, no one appears.
Candyman ain't sтuрid.
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Chuck Norris Jokes Stupid Jokes
Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that sтuрid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Yo' Mama is so sтuрid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
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