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Yo mama is so sтuрid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

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Yo mamma so sтuрid when she went to the library to get an application for a library card they said: "I need your ID" she gave them an EBT card.

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When I was young I had my first induction day in IT we were making an animation on scratch me and my friend decided to go on our phones.
The teacher came over and asked, "what we were doing on our phones."
I had to think fast so I said "we were researching something" she said that was alright.
Still, to this day I wonder why she didn't notice that we had computers in front of us that had the school wifi.

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A man works in the operations department of a large bank.
Employees call him from the field when they have problems with their computers.
One night a blonde woman from a branch bank called him and said, "I've got smoke coming from the back of my computer terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

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Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.

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At the supermarket checkout, the cashier was having trouble finding the price for my cucumber.
"Maybe the list is alphabetical," I offered.
So he started searching from the bottom of the list: "Q... Q... Q..."

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Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to вlоw out light bulbs.

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Two people are on opposite sides of a lake.
One yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?"
"You are on the other side," the other shouts back.

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What do a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have a black box!

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Yo mama so sтuрid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.

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You might be a redneck if your mother carries a lug nut wrench for a toothpick.

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Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

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Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.

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A blonde gets her first period, so she goes to the drugstore to get some pads.
The wide selection and huge variety confuse her, so she asks the clerk for some help.
"What kind of pads should I get?" she says. "This is all new to me."
"Well," says the clerk, "that depends on the flow."
She says, "It's ceramic tile."

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Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.

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Yo mama so fат the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

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Yo mama so dumb that when she looked in a mirror she yelled stop copying me.

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In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove.
"Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?"
"I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno."
"I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history."
"Do you have Shakespeare in English?"

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A man is walking through the wood and he meets a really ugly, big and a fат frog.
The frog says:
"Hello, prince if you kiss me, I will fulfill you one wish. You can wish whatever you want."
The man says:
"Ok, I will kiss you."
He kisses the frog, he has told her his wish but nothing has happened.
And the frog said:
"Now you can see, such an old man and still believes in fairy tales."

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A blonde was taking the tour of a national park not long ago.
The ranger mentioned to the tour group that dinosaur fossils had been found in the area.
The blonde exclaimed, "Wow! I can't believe the dinosaurs would come this close to the highway!"

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