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What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? C'est quoi la différence entre une belle-mère et un pit-bull? Каква е разликата между жена адвокат и питбул? - Червилото Qual a diferença entre a mulher e o leão? Hvad er forskellen på en kvindelig advokat og en pitbull? - Læbestift. Vad är skillnaden mellan en kvinnlig genusforskare och en rottweiler? – Läppstift. - Mi a különbség egy női ügyvéd és egy vérengző pitbull között? - ??? - A nő szája ki van rúzsozva. - Что отличает женщину, с предменструальным синдромом от ротвейлера? - Губная помада! - Vad är det för skillnad mellan en kvinnlig advokat och en pitbullterrier? Läppstift.
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Η Ψυχανάλυση Знаете ли защо психолозите предпочитат да работят с мъже, вместо с жени? Почему психологам проще работать с мужчинами, чем с женщинами? ¿Por qué el psicoanálisis es más breve para el hombre que para la mujer?. Porque os psicanalistas são mais rápidos no tratamento dos homens do que nas mulheres? Porque enquanto as mulheres têm que regredir até a infância, os homens já estão lá. Weshalb geht eine Psychoanalyse bei Männern schneller als bei Frauen? - Wenn es darum geht, in die Kindheit zurückzugehen, haben die meisten Männer nicht weit. Por que a psicanálise é mais rápida para os homens ? Porque quando dizem para ele voltar à infância, ele já está lá ! Pourquoi une psychanalyse dure moins longtemps pour un homme ? Pas besoin de régresser en enfance, c'est déjà fait. Pourquoi est-ce que la psychanalyse des hommes est plus rapide que celle des femmes ? - Parce qu'il s'agit de remonter dans l'enfance, et avec les hommes, on y est déjà. Proč je rychlejší psychoanalýza u muže? Protože když se chce doktor dostat do jeho dětství, tak už je tam. Dlaczego psychoanaliza mężczyzn jest szybsza od psychoanalizy kobiet? - Dlatego, że chodzi w niej o powrót do dzieciństwa, a mężczyźni już tam są. Varför går en psykisk analys mycket snabbare för män än för kvinnor? - När det är dags att gå tillbaka till barndomen är männen redan där.
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A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar.
They talk, they connect, and they end up leaving together.
They get back to her place, and as she shows him around, he notices that her bedroom is completely packed with teddy bears.
Hundreds of small bears are on a shelf all the way along the floor, medium sized ones are on a shelf a little higher, and huge bears are on the top shelf along the wall.
The man is kind of surprised by the collection, especially because it’s so extensive, but he decides not to mention this to her.
She turns to him…they kiss…then they rip each other’s clothes off and romp around the room all night.
After an intense night of passion, as they are lying there together in the afterglow, the man rolls over and asks, smiling, “Well, how’d I do?”
The woman says, “You can have any prize from the bottom shelf.”
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Many women are afraid of their first mammogram, but there is no need to worry.
By taking a few minutes each day for the week preceding the exam and doing the following practice exercises, you will be totally prepared. And best of all, you can do these simple practice exercises right in the privacy of your own home.
Exercise #1: Freeze two metal bookends overnight.
Strip to the waist. Invite a stranger into the room.
Press the bookends against one of your вrеаsтs.
Smash the bookends together as hard as you can.
Repeat with the other вrеаsт. Set an appointment with the stranger to meet next year and do it again.
Exercise #2 Open your refrigerator door and insert one вrеаsт between the door and the main box.
Have one of your strongest friends slam the door shut as hard as possible and lean on the door for good measure.
Hold that position for five seconds.
Do this again in case the last time wasn't effective enough.
Then repeat with the other вrеаsт.
Exercise #3 Visit your garage at 3 a. M. when the temperature of the concrete floor is just perfect.
Take off all your warm clothes and lay comfortably on the floor with one вrеаsт wedged under the rear tire of the car.
Ask a friend to slowly back the car up until the вrеаsт is sufficiently flattened and chilled.
Turn over and repeat for the other вrеаsт.
Congratulations!
Now you are properly prepared for your mammogram.
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