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- Мамо, имам гадже... съседа Пешо го знаеш. - Мама, я встречаюсь с мужчиной. - Mom, for some time I've had a relationship with our neighbor, Bob. Le dice la hija a su madre, - Mamá estoy saliendo con el vecino. - Hija, podría ser tu padre!! - Mamá la edad ya no importa... - No me estás entendiendo.... Tochter und Mutter unterhalten sich: Tochter: "Mami, ich hab einen neuen Freud." Mutter: "Ach Schatz, dass ist toll. Ist er in deiner Klasse." Tochter: "Es ist Harald, der Postmann." Mutter: "Oh...
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Sеx Facts
1. The point at which the average men reaches his sеxuаl peak is between the ages of 17 and 18.
2. When it comes to online роrn, men are 6 times more likely than women to seek it out.
3. Time needed for a men to regain an еrестiоn from 2 minutes to 2 weeks.
4. Рuвiс hair is programmed to grow a certain amount.
5. People who have sеx once or twice a week have there inmune system boosted slightly.
6. Research shows that a man knows they're falling in love after 3 dates, but women don't fall in love until date 14.
7. Some professionals consider маsтurватiоn a cardiovascular workout.
8. There are 4,2 million роrn websites around the world.
9. Couples who don't have a tv in their bedroom have 50% more sеx.
10. Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sеx life.
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A bus carrying many people crashed on an icy road, burst into flames, and everyone died. Upon arrival in heaven, God said,
"Since you have died in a terrible way, I'll grant you one wish before I let you into heaven." The first woman, being a person always concerned on her looks, comes up to God and says "I wish to be beautiful." God grants her wish. The next person can’t decide on what to wish for, so he ends up wishing for the same thing. At this point a man at the very back of the line starts to laugh. The next couple, seeing how utterly wondrous the two have become, make their wish to become beautiful also, and the man at the end laughs even louder. One after another, the people wish for the same thing. The closer God gets to the end of the line, the harder the man laughs. When God finally reaches him, he asks "What is your wish my son?" The man says,
"Make them all ugly again!"
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